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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs</a> 

Dude is claiming to be a trainer and says everyone should get these "flex bands"

Ironically, his user name is Whiteboysaredumb
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ya those bands will get you jacked like that.. heeeeh.. that vid (and many like it) are pretty much homoerotic flexing videos, while still pushing some b.s.

i like bands, if i had some i'd use them for things.. out of all those lil fitness fads, i'd like blast straps or a TRX, i've played with a trx before and liked it..

i should probably put my sled to use soon.

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dno where to stick this so i'll just put it here.. i just found it funny, Products: Instant Vertical Injection

lool


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ya those bands will get you jacked like that.. heeeeh.. that vid (and many like it) are pretty much homoerotic flexing videos, while still pushing some b.s.

i like bands, if i had some i'd use them for things.. out of all those lil fitness fads, i'd like blast straps or a TRX, i've played with a trx before and liked it..

i should probably put my sled to use soon.

PT has made me realize the awesome potential of therabands. I thought they were all cool and special and stuff until I was describing them to my girlfriend and she was like, "Oh yeah, therabands? Yeah we used to use those all the time when I was doing ballet." Then I felt like a pussy.

The black band that dude is pulling on is probably just the highest-resistance theraband.
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs</a> 

Dude is claiming to be a trainer and says everyone should get these "flex bands"

Ironically, his user name is Whiteboysaredumb

That's a gangta tune he's rocking.
"i threaten to kill myself whenever my parnets tell me to get a job" - bjpenn

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Yea, dude is hardcore for sure.  Wonder what was next on his playlist, probably some more thuggish shit like Beyonce or J-Lo.
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Yea, dude is hardcore for sure.  Wonder what was next on his playlist, probably some more thuggish shit like Beyonce or J-Lo.


Or my karaoke versions of that.

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dno where to stick this so i'll just put it here.. i just found it funny, Products: Instant Vertical Injection

lool


steroids???

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXYHFqfmFs</a> 

Dude is claiming to be a trainer and says everyone should get these "flex bands"

Ironically, his user name is Whiteboysaredumb

guy looks like an idiot...but he is pretty jacked, but not from that workout though

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dno where to stick this so i'll just put it here.. i just found it funny, Products: Instant Vertical Injection

lool


steroids???


dno, all i know is there is needles involved :P

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Just in case you havent seen this it will be worth the time to watch and learn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUEOX8KATI :)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUEOX8KATI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUEOX8KATI</a>

argue with him on the comments..it's hilarious!!

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vertical injection just cracks me up... not saying anything about the program or anything cause i have no idea what he's handing out, but this shit made me lol:


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vertical injection just cracks me up... not saying anything about the program or anything cause i have no idea what he's handing out, but this shit made me lol:



That is fucking ridiculous.
"i threaten to kill myself whenever my parnets tell me to get a job" - bjpenn

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Re: A bunch of stupid and unethically marketed exercise equipment gimick bullshit
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2010, 02:13:01 am »
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