he starts by saying, "I truly detest phony sales letters and hyped up pitches."
the good- he has an awesome name
then this:
1. 1 Goat Donated on your Behalf
Soon, your family will have its own farm, becoming self-sufficient through selling young goats and surplus milk. These goats survive on next-to-nothing, and reproduce very quickly. The goat is donated in your name, and you have the opportunity to receive updates on your family's progress, and even write and receive letters from them.
9. BONUS: A copy of the ancient scroll which teaches you how to literally change your reality - "Move mountains with your mind"
It may sound like science fiction, but the human mind does have the ability to shape reality through making unconscious thought conscious. The newest discoveries in science (quantum physics) are proving this claim, as popularized in films such as "What the Bleep do We Know?" and "The Secret".
This scroll, which has been translated for you, complete with our own notes, explains exactly how to go about creating absolutely anything you want in life, with no restrictions.