Jump Out The Gym - Jack Cascio - Vertical Injectioni'm not labeling Jack/JOTG scammers etc, but this is the appropriate section for the kind of stuff found on the JOTG page. check this crap out, it's hilarious.. It has that typical vert-site layout which bugs the F out of me, that long scrolling stupid b.s. layout.
http://www.jumpoutthegym.com/launchsite/What if I told you I'm neither one of those? LOL. This is true... I developed my passion for jumping during gym class. You know the class that we often hate changing out of our cool clothes for?
I didn't know at the time these exercises would be the actual exercises that are responsible for me being able to jump on top of cars, mailboxes, EVEN over outfield baseball fences!!
We all know the phrase 'white man can't jump' right? I mean let's think about it, who makes all the sick dunks ? Brent Barry or Dwight Howard?
Dwight Howard hands down!
brent barry won a dunk contest didn't he?? wtf?
Where I got the realization that this program was real was when a professional basketball player who is 6'10 270lbs came to me after seeing me dunk one time in the gym with no effort. Guess what grabbed his attention the most?
You got..."White Man Jumping"!
After working with him...this guy who was tall enough to dunk (but still looked like he had trouble doing it believe it or not!) was not only dunking but shattering the rim all the way to becoming an International Dunk Champion.
here's the international dunk champion:
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mailboxes...... mailboxes is kind of an inside joke because we've been laughing on irc about how many people he tells to go jump onto mail boxes....
With our Jump Out The Gym Bar Exam you'll go through a specific test where you'll be asked to do a few things (top secret)... When you finish performing these you'll be given a total score. The total score will determine what phase you should begin training at.

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You're guaranteed to not be able to compete or even get looked at on any level of sports. Now you have a program that was specifically created to help you with all 3 of these things in a progressive training style that will take you through 6 phases of training to get you insane results.
That's right for just $77 you'll be able to get this program from A-Z, all 6 phases along with the 4 bonuses and the special added bonus!
This is a total value of $380 and that’s not adding the value of the two special added bonuses that we’re
giving you as our way of saying thanks for giving this a try!
P.P.S.- Professional athletes come to me to help them jump higher, in fact a dunk champion is what Jump Out The Gym has produced... What will the program make you? What will you make of yourself if you don't have this system? Don't leave your future to chance, with Jump Out The Gym, take control of your athletic career once and for all by going here...
some funny stuff in there.. expressing no opinion, just pointing out blurbs of lulz.
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