Hey, just post any quotes you find inspirational, funny or otherwise cool in here. I'll start us off.

Here's a few from Rippetoe:
"Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling."

"Absolutely not. Never -- and I mean NEVER -- try anything that someone in authority, like Me, has not specifically approved in advance. This is not allowed, and is specifically prohibited, because if you do this irresponsible thing -- this Trying Things For Yourself -- you might learn on your own, and again, this is PROHIBITED.
Let me ask you a question: Are you from North Korea?"

"Rip: "You would look better if you gained about 10 lbs of muscle" Woman responds with look of utter horror. Rip: "Trust me, I've been looking at women a long time, and I'm really good at it."

"And no, you don't excrete excess calories, because evolution didn't see fit to exterminate the species in this way. If that happened, fat people would be in zoos where they belong since they'd be quite rare."

And last but not least: "Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general." - Mark Rippetoe

found this one in RJ's signature on DB hammer: The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. -Michelangelo

I love jay.  he does have some good quotes but then there are ones like the above that make you wonder

awesome

"Be more like dogs, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away."

Dunno who said this, but I like it.

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

-Bruce Lee

"Corporate America is the new drug game. If you still out there trying to hustle on the block you’re a fool."

-- bernard hopkins

"when ur pushed, killin` is as ez as breathin" -- rambo