put the book on the floor, get butt naked, get under the bar and do a squat with your new form. at the bottom of the squat, take a shit on the book. done.
Yes!
just kidding, i actually like starting strength.
No! Do you like it (SSBT or...) as a staff, record label or as a mother fucking crew?
idk, i guess as a general intro to exercise technique you could do a lot worse. it hasn't worked for you at all and i know lots of people have issues with the squat form he teaches but i remember it being helpful when i read it ~3 years ago. the sections on OHP and dead lift, especially.
but yeah, do the pooping thing.