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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1021 on: October 31, 2017, 12:48:11 pm »
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12:46 < springer> I don't know of any boxers who irc
12:47 <@kipchoge> me neither
12:47 <@kipchoge> .` fakeboxer
12:47 < polybot> southpaw
12:47 <@kipchoge> owned. sorry.
12:47 < springer> Ok so irrelevant reference
12:47 < springer> U Lil stupid ass bitch
12:47 < springer> .` ftfo
12:47 < polybot> bow down to fedor

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1022 on: November 01, 2017, 04:11:39 pm »
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solid halloween story from jr, who is a responsible young man .. just don't egg his kid.

15:48 <@kipchoge> https://twitter.com/CoralSpringsPD/status/925552187983454209
15:48 < polybot> Coral Springs Police on Twitter: "Currently searching area for reported juveniles throwing eggs at houses. #tweetalong" : The Coral Springs Police Department is comprised of nearly 300 personnel committed to keeping the residents of the city safe.
15:48 <@kipchoge> hahahahaha
15:49 < pcap> was that from 2 nights ago?
15:49 < pcap> devils night is 30th
15:49 <@kipchoge> last night
15:49 < mstf> stay safe out there
15:50 < pcap> bah those kids are confused
15:50 < pcap> what happened to this lost generation
15:51 < pcap> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grjVIMWokjc
15:51 < polybot> David Bowie "Ziggy Stardust" Album - YouTube :
15:51 < pcap> that album will never not be good
15:51 <@kipchoge> i got egged once
15:51 <@kipchoge> on halloween
15:51 <@kipchoge> during the day
15:51 <@kipchoge> car pulls up, dudes hit me with like 6 eggs
15:52 < pcap> you know who never got egged on halloween?
15:52 < pcap> level
15:52 <@kipchoge> got to my friend's house, told him what happened, we went searching for the car, found it. went back to my house, he took a dump in a publix bag. then we took the bag and poured it on their windshield.
15:52 < pcap> lul
15:52 < pcap> haha
15:52 < bcow> lol
15:52 < pcap> nowadays coral springs pd would have that shit in the lab for dna within the hour
15:52 <@kipchoge> yup
15:52 <@kipchoge> CSPD is top notch
15:52 <@kipchoge> lmfao
15:55 <@jr> i think i've told my egging story in here before
15:55 <@jr> egg rage
15:55 <@kipchoge> yup but we need a refresher
15:55 <@kipchoge> it's that time of year
15:55 < bcow> gather around as jr regails us with his egg tales
15:56 <@jr> was sitting in the living room at my old apartment which had a balcony facing a fairly busy street about 1 story off the ground
15:56 <@jr> nice night, had the glass sliding door open but the screen shut
15:56 <@jr> youngest was a baby and was jumping in his bouncy seat thing
15:56 <@jr> watching tv...suddenly i hear POP POP and he starts crying and i'm like wtf
15:57 <@jr> look at him and he's covered with some kind of goo, look outside, broken egg shells everywhere, car goes speeding off
15:57 <@jr> i immediately go into rage mode, get him cleaned up and put to bed for the night
15:57 <@jr> pause, boss in room
15:58 < pcap> jr clicked away from his mirc.. will return momentarily
15:58 <@kipchoge> eagerly awaiting for resume
15:58 <@kipchoge> hah pcap
15:59 <@kipchoge> .+ return < pcap> jr clicked away from his mirc.. will return momentarily
15:59 < polybot> return successfully added.
16:00 < mstf> i hope this ends in a murder of the egger
16:00 < mstf> we wont tell
16:00 <@kipchoge> ya it'd be nuts if jr was like, found him, killed him, ate him
16:01 <@kipchoge> or found him, ate him, thus killing him
16:01 <@kipchoge> sounds even more brutal
16:01 < mstf> i yelled so loud at him
16:01 < mstf> -jr
16:01 < mstf> rip
16:01 <@kipchoge> hahaha
16:02 <@kipchoge> mstf dropping gems today
16:02 <@jr> RESUME
16:02 <@kipchoge> leggo!
16:02 <@jr> anyway
16:03 <@jr> kid is asleep, i decide to go sit on the front steps outside because i'm thinking "kids are stupid, they'll come back because they think it's funny"
16:03 <@jr> in the meantime i call my friend who lives up the street and tell him to watch out for eggings, and he goes "they won't come back"
16:03 <@jr> but i decide to sit there anyway, with a baseball bat in hand
16:03 <@kipchoge> LMFAO
16:04 <@jr> then i decide if they see me sitting there, they won't do shit, so i move down by the curb and kinda sit between two cars out of sight of cars that are driving
16:04 < pcap> lul found him ate him thus killing him
16:04 <@jr> i'm sitting there for 10-15 minutes, and i'm about to go in when suddenly a car comes around the corner and slows to a stop just to the left of where i'm sitting but they can't see me
16:04 <@kipchoge> LMFAO
16:04 < pcap> jrs idea of killing is a hard vball spike
16:04 <@jr> i stand up, and i see a kid sitting on the edge of the window with arm cocked, eggs in both hands
16:05 <@jr> all i could think of to say was "you mother fuckers" and i start bashing the back of the car with the baseball bat
16:05 <@kipchoge> LMFAO
16:05 <@kipchoge> !!!!!!!!!!
16:05 < pcap> nice
16:05 <@jr> like 4 huge dents, and its this shitty 4 cylinder sedan, so the kid floors it but there's like 6 kids in the car and it can barely move
16:05 <@kipchoge> LMFAO!!!!!!!1
16:05 <@jr> i run up to the drives side, axe chop the mirror off, hit the side of the car some more
16:05 <@kipchoge> WTFLMFAO!@$@
16:06 <@jr> some girls in the back are screaming and the kid who is hanging out the window is yelling "GO GO GO"
16:06 <@jr> so they take off, but i keep running after them, and then i throw the bat like a battle axe at the car
16:06 <@jr> but sheer luck, it hits the back window and the whole thing just shatters and drops
16:06 <@kipchoge> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
16:06 <@kipchoge> <- just lol'd hard
16:06 <@jr> and then my bat fell off the trunk so i got to keep it
16:06 <@kipchoge> <- just lol'd hard
16:06 <@jr> probably the biggest adrenaline rush i've had
16:06 <@kipchoge> the evidence came back to you, didnt get stuck in their car
16:06 <@kipchoge> incredible
16:07 <@kipchoge> "god was on your side"
16:07 <@jr> anyway, no eggings after that
16:07 <@jr> yes, god bless
16:07 <@kipchoge> that's an insane story .. i dont remember ever hearing that.
16:07 <@jr> it was my own personal crusade
16:07 <@jr> really?
16:07 <@jr> i can only imagine what happened when that kid got home
16:07 <@jr> it was like a newer sedan
16:07 <@jr> could have been a parents car
16:07 <@jr> they probably made up some story saying someone vandalized it
16:08 <@kipchoge> the back windshield breaking is just epic
16:08 <@kipchoge> battle axe lmfao
16:08 <@kipchoge> and then it comes back to you
16:08 <@kipchoge> fucking crocodile dundee
16:08 <@jr> yeah i imagine it looked pretty epic for anyone watching
16:09 <@kipchoge> hah
16:09 <@jr> like some dude running full speed down the middle of the street
16:09 <@jr> pretty sure i was shirtless too
16:09 <@kipchoge> hhhahah
16:09 <@kipchoge> you were probably 10x more athletic back then too
16:09 <@jr> then running full speed, throws the bat end over end
16:09 <@kipchoge> 20mph ez
16:09 <@jr> through the back window
16:09 <@jr> yeah i was flying
16:09 <@jr> still can't believe i hit the window perfectly that it just dropped
16:10 <@jr> especially since the car was moving away from me at 20-25mph
16:11 <@kipchoge> well
16:11 <@kipchoge> that's pretty epic
16:13 < bcow> <jr> and then my bat fell off the trunk so i got to keep it
16:13 < bcow> lmao
16:13 <@kipchoge> could have turned out much different if the bat ended up in their car
16:13 <@kipchoge> that's the crazy thing
16:13 <@kipchoge> could have been evidence for the police
16:13 <@kipchoge> or someone could have taken it and tried to come retaliate etc
16:13 < bcow> knocking off the side window is the best
16:13 <@kipchoge> i mean they just encountered the terminator so..
16:13 <@kipchoge> ya
16:13 < bcow> kid must have been like oh shit
16:13 < bcow> lmao
16:13 <@kipchoge> lmfao
16:14 <@kipchoge> kid was probably looking in it
16:14 <@kipchoge> LMFAO
16:14 <@kipchoge> looking in the side mirror
16:14 <@kipchoge> then THWACK
16:14 <@kipchoge> GONE
16:14 < bcow> ahahahha
16:14 <@kipchoge> str8 out of a hollywod movie
16:14 <@kipchoge> LMFAO
16:14 < bcow> jr you need to sell the script to netflix
16:15 <@jr> lol yeah
16:15 <@jr> i remember the side mirror just broke clean off
16:15 <@jr> like no resistance as i hit it
16:15 <@jr> like cutting through butter
16:15 <@jr> there were so many fucking dents in the car
16:15 <@jr> i think i cracked a tail light too
16:15 <@kipchoge> lmfao
16:18 < bcow> lmao
16:18 < bcow> kids dad is driving to the office next morning in some dented up toyota
16:18 <@jr> i should probably tell that story to my kid every night before bed
16:18 <@jr> about the time i defended his honor
16:18 < bcow> lol
16:19 <@kipchoge> have u ever told him ?
16:19 <@jr> nope
16:19 <@kipchoge> it's crazy like, that could have had a psychological impact on him too
16:19 <@jr> maybe some day when he'solder
16:19 <@jr> he's older*
16:19 <@kipchoge> lool
16:19 <@kipchoge> was he crying btw?
16:20 <@kipchoge> ie was he traumatized
16:20 <@jr> yeah i think it pissed me off the most because you would have been able to clearly see him from the street
16:20 <@jr> yeah he was screaming his head off when the egg got on him
16:20 <@kipchoge> damn!
16:20 <@kipchoge> so ya he could have been like, legit affected from this experience
16:20 <@kipchoge> fwiw, u have to respect this kid's aim from the car
16:20 <@kipchoge> i mean, decent arm
16:20 <@kipchoge> ridiculous
16:21 <@jr> yeah it was decent aim, my place wasn't far off the street though
16:21 <@kipchoge> right but to still hit ur kid with multiple eggs, from a car, at even that distance
16:21 < mstf> in grade 9 someone i invted over egged the school bus as it was dropping my brother off at home and nailed a girl in the head
16:21 <@kipchoge> kid was probably a D1 prospect iowan baseball player
16:22 < mstf> she was like 5

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1023 on: November 01, 2017, 04:40:43 pm »
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16:38 <@kipchoge> see im in a fuckbag area, where this shit has been happening for as long as i can remember
16:38 <@kipchoge> so they have been fenced in for many years
16:39 < pcap> all the major ones here are
16:39 <@kipchoge> ya florida is fucked
16:39 <@kipchoge> but also smart
16:39 < pcap> and they even tore down a lot of pedestrian overpasses over the highways here in last 20y
16:39 <@kipchoge> tore em down? so how do people cross?
16:40 <@jr> frogger
16:40 <@kipchoge> lol
16:40 < bcow> lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1024 on: November 05, 2017, 08:14:29 pm »
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20:12 <@kipchoge> omfg
20:13 <@kipchoge> some chick at WF, helped me select some breads
20:13 <@kipchoge> let me sample some diff sourdough's
20:13 < pcap> NICE
20:13 <@kipchoge> some new ones
20:13 < pcap> NICE
20:13 < pcap> NICE
20:13 <@kipchoge> GOT A FUCKING
20:13 <@kipchoge> RYE SOURDOUGH
20:13 < pcap> wait
20:13 <@kipchoge> THAT'S INSANE
20:13 < pcap> wf worker chick?
20:13 < pcap> or rando?
20:13 <@kipchoge> random WF chick
20:13 <@kipchoge> this doesnt end in sex/phone numbers
20:13 <@kipchoge> it ends in
20:13 < pcap> rrrr
20:13 <@kipchoge> EPIC RYE SOURDOUGH
20:13 < pcap> good bread
20:13 < pcap> nice
20:14 <@kipchoge> my dogs are going to flip the fuck out

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1025 on: November 14, 2017, 04:07:32 pm »
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16:04 < Southpaww> They all think I’m their age neways
16:04 < Southpaww> Baby faced kid
16:04 <@kipchoge> i wonder how old chix think i am now..
16:04 <@kipchoge> when i shave face+head, i think i look alot younger
16:04 <@kipchoge> no idea tho
16:04 <@kipchoge> <- baby faced yam god
16:05 < Southpaww> Lol
16:05 < Southpaww> Baby faced restart
16:05 <@kipchoge> did u mean retart?
16:05 < Southpaww> Retart too
16:05 <@kipchoge> baby faced failboy
16:05 < Southpaww> Lool
16:05 < Southpaww> Story of my life mijo

16:06 < Southpaww> .` Alf
16:06 < polybot> key not found.
16:06 < Southpaww> Fuck brb
16:06 < Southpaww> autocorrect is now off
16:06 <@kipchoge> nice!!!!!!!!!!!
16:06 < Southpaww> .` alg
16:06 < polybot> all good mijo
16:07 < Southpaww> there
16:07 < Southpaww> fuckin alf wtf
16:07 <@kipchoge> hah