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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1035 on: April 20, 2018, 03:16:17 pm »
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18:17 <@kenyadarq> need to gtake these dogs out
18:17 <@kenyadarq> so i can watch it
18:17 <@kenyadarq> brb
18:48 < bcow> can't believe you have to get your entire yard sprayed with poison to avoid getting bit by skeeters
18:58 < pcap> you dont spray it w poison ya goof
18:58 < pcap> you spray it w a fine layer of tar so they have nowhere to reproduce
18:58 < pcap> then the tar melts away after a few months in the hot sun
18:59 < pcap> perfectly natural
18:59 < bcow> oh
18:59 < bcow> so if you fall on the grass are you covered in black tar?
19:04 < pcap> have you been falling down a lot lately?
19:06 < bcow> you saying you are too good to fall on the grass?
19:06 < bcow> first human with perfect balance: pcap
20:30 <@kenyadarq> MIA
20:31 <@kenyadarq> gr8 game
20:31 <@kenyadarq> bcow, they spray it with some kind of garlic shit
20:31 <@kenyadarq> lmfao @ bcow getting trolled
20:31 <@kenyadarq> i think he believed it
20:49 < bcow> I don't know your strange floridian customs

bcow trolled.

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1036 on: May 02, 2018, 11:48:52 am »
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11:35 <@kenyadarq> sup
11:35 <@kenyadarq> annoyed with a new hire :(
11:35 <@jr> one of the guys that works for me just put in his two weeks
11:35 <@jr> rip
11:35 <@kenyadarq> guy seemed so legit but he's like uh.. not showing up
11:35 <@kenyadarq> and not figuring shit out, or not trying to even
11:35 <@kenyadarq> which is worse
11:35 <@kenyadarq> damn
11:35 <@jr> that sucks
11:36 <@kenyadarq> fuck people suck
11:36 <@jr> i am not worried about it though
11:36 <@jr> there is a better guy who is currently working under our help desk manager
11:36 <@jr> that i am going to steal
11:36 <@jr> he's way smarter and gets shit done
11:36 <@kenyadarq> damn nice
11:36 <@kenyadarq> i just dont get it tho
11:36 <@kenyadarq> if u agree to do a job, u do it
11:37 <@kenyadarq> and u work hard
11:37 <@kenyadarq> should be so simple
11:37 <@jr> i don't get it either
11:40 <@jr> anyway, going to be taking his current responsibilities and dividing them up amongst the other guys
11:40 <@jr> should be pretty easy really
11:41 < lore> where are you working now darq?
11:42 <@kenyadarq> dammit now lore knows im actually working
11:42 <@jr> lol
11:43 < lore> whats the prob with that?
11:43 < lore> I was wondering how long you could go/had saved
11:43 <@jr> got a new laptop at work
11:43 <@jr> it is pretty nice
11:43 < lore> i need(want) one
11:43 < lore> what did you get
11:43 <@jr> kenyadarq is operating strictly off race winnings these days
11:44 <@kenyadarq> lore, been working for like 2 years
11:45 <@kenyadarq> u just missed all of that chat

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1037 on: May 03, 2018, 05:39:01 pm »
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17:28 < pcap> lol latest efnet chatter drama
17:28 < pcap> https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2016-election-ballot-thief-charged-with-voter-fraud-altamonte-springs-police-say
17:28 < polybot> 2016 election ballot thief charged with voter fraud, Altamonte... : Altamonte Springs police have arrested a 36-year-old man on charges of voter fraud after they said he stole&nbsp; ballots from voters'&nbsp;mailboxes during the 2016 election and turned them in with...
17:28 < pcap> rip slimer
17:28 < pcap> you were a fun dude
17:31 <@jr> that was slimer?
17:31 < pcap> ya
17:31 <@kenyadarq> hahahahaha
17:31 < pcap> that is slimer
17:31 < bcow> 5 ballots lol
17:32 <@jr> lol
17:32 <@kenyadarq> what a fucking MORON
17:32 <@kenyadarq> that is INSANE
17:32 < pcap> a few weeks ago he sent me a message saying never to call or text him again
17:32 < bcow> go to pound me in the ass prison for 5 ballots, good job
17:32 < pcap> and to download signal and use that to contact him
17:32 <@kenyadarq> who did he change the votes for?
17:32 < pcap> and then he went on the run lol
17:32 <@kenyadarq> hopefully trump
17:32 < pcap> fucking nutter
17:32 <@kenyadarq> to make this even better
17:32 < pcap> ya it was for trump
17:32 <@jr> bahahah
17:32 <@kenyadarq> HAAHAHAAHAHaHAAhaHaHAAHAHAHAAH
17:32 <@kenyadarq> HAAHAHAAHAHaHAAhaHaHAAHAHAHAAH

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1038 on: May 04, 2018, 03:27:30 pm »
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15:23 <@kenyadarq> 17 mph tail wind seems legit
15:23 <@kenyadarq> lmfao
15:24 <@kenyadarq> will have it for 1.4 miles i think
15:26 < bcow> wear a wingsuit
15:26 <@kenyadarq> HAH
15:26 <@kenyadarq> that'd be epic
15:27 <@kenyadarq> one i could shed when i go back into the headwind
15:27 <@kenyadarq> incredible idea

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1039 on: May 16, 2018, 10:43:16 am »
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10:34 <@run> lol
10:34 <@run> 10:32 < bcow> take some force ignite and fix your cyber security
10:38 <@jr> lol force ignite
10:38 <@jr> i just took a dump that could probably be described using both of those words
10:38 < pcap> force factor test x180 ignite
10:38 < pcap> is that it?
10:39 <@run> ya
10:39 <@run> see if u can find the commercial i saw on cnn
10:39 <@run>  icant find it
10:39 <@run> some deep manly voice, talking about how men are now pussies
10:39 < pcap> https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w4mX/force-factor-test-x180-ignite-man-up-america-walmart
10:39 <@run> and how they should take force ignite, to become like their gr8 grandfathers
10:39 < polybot> Force Factor Test X180 Ignite TV Commercial, 'Man Up, America: Walmart' - iSpot.tv : Force Factor wants to know what happened to the real men of America and claims that men nowadays have less testosterone than their fathers. In order to alleviate this lack of manliness, Force Factor will send a complimentary bottle of GNC Test X180 Ignite to anyone who texts "NUT" to 202020. The product is said to improve performance and build muscle in addition to boosting t
10:39 <@run> man UP AMERICA - WALMART
10:39 <@run> HAAHAHAHAAH
10:40 <@run> hahahaha THAT's IT
10:40 <@run> LMFAOAfmo
10:40 <@run> such trash
10:40 < pcap> and it shows some old man lifting 5lb dumbells
10:40 <@run> hhhaahaaha
10:40 <@run> bruh
10:40 <@jr> text "NUT"
10:40 < pcap> getting his sweat on
10:40 <@run> i feel bad for any1 who buys into that
10:40 <@run> guaranteed baby boomers, fall for it
10:40 < pcap> rrrr
10:40 <@run> because baby boomers r fucking retards
10:41 < pcap> they got the guy with that down home twang in his voice doing the voiceover
10:42 <@run> ya
10:42 <@run> such trash

10:45 < bcow> lol guy getting a facial compared to men jack hammering

lol.

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1040 on: May 16, 2018, 11:00:18 am »
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10:55 <@run> i think my dad ordeed one of those bottles, not of test booster but some kind of vitamins
10:55 <@run> baby boomer fck
10:56 <@jr> lol
10:56 <@jr> extenze
10:56 < pcap> theres this book abt how baby boomers ruined a bunch of shit by basically being a very selfish generation
10:56 < pcap> and when i brought it up w my parents they got kinda defensive
10:56 <@run> hah
10:56 <@run> my dad always talking shit about my generation and younger
10:56 <@run> baby boomer fuck
10:57 < pcap> lol
10:57 <@jr> does he also believe that we are lazy?
10:57 <@run> yes
10:57 <@run> lol
10:57 <@jr> my parents are basically the laziest people on the planet
10:58 < pcap> i think all these astronauts they send up to the space station have homeliness as a requirement
10:58 <@jr> my dad is lucky he worked a somewhat physically active job otherwise he'd probably be 300 lbs
10:58 < pcap> so they dont start fucking and piss off the other astronauts
10:58 <@jr> i don't even know how much my mom weighs and she's only 5'3....
10:58 < pcap> there was one italian astronaut lady that was mildly cute but that was it
10:58 < pcap> the rest of them have all been unreasonably unattractive ppl
10:58 <@run> lol
10:58 <@jr> yeah they need to look like they are probably asexual
10:59 <@run> homeliness or not, they must be jerking off like a motherfucker up there
10:59 <@run> i know that'd be like, the first thing i'd be curious about
10:59 <@run> jerking off in 0g
10:59 <@jr> see if the force knocks you backwards in midair
10:59 < pcap> lol ya
10:59 < pcap> newtons law
10:59 < pcap> it would
10:59 <@run> lmao
10:59 <@jr> yeah it should
11:00 <@jr> they probably get some kind of injection before going up there that makes them temporarily impotent
11:01 <@run> all good. they carry a bottle of force factor ignite up with them.
11:01 < bcow> lmao
11:02 < pcap> do you need the gravity assist to get erect
11:02 < bcow> buzz aldrin used force factor
11:02 < pcap> maybe its just not even a thing
11:02 <@jr> buzz aldrin didn't need it because he was born in a prior generation

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1041 on: May 23, 2018, 03:53:16 pm »
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15:43 < KidCody> sometimes jumping reminds me of seinfield
15:43 < KidCody> its like a chat about nothing
15:43 < KidCody> basically the random shit that ppl do
15:43 < KidCody> typical day to day chat
15:43 < KidCody> 'eating cheezits'
15:43 < KidCody> 'niiiiice!!!'
15:44 < bcow> we don't have an elaine
15:44 < KidCody> if linz was more active
15:44 < bcow> who is jerry
15:44 < bcow> also there was no black ppl in seinfeld we have gabkicks
15:45 < KidCody> who would u say kramer is
15:46 < KidCody> id say gabs is neumann lol
15:46 < bcow> lol
15:46 < bcow> who is george
15:47 < KidCody> mstf
15:47 < KidCody> or u
15:47 < KidCody> jr is jerry lol
15:48 < KidCody> adarq is kramer
15:48 < bcow> lol
15:48 < bcow> wouldn't adarq be jerry because we are always hanging out at his place
15:48 < KidCody> ya i guess
15:48 < KidCody> but jerry is the most normal one
15:48 < KidCody> that thats clearly jr
15:48 < bcow> ya
15:49 < KidCody> i kinda see myself as kramer tho
15:50 < bcow> kramer can't fight
15:50 < KidCody> can anybody fight on seinfield tho lol
15:51 < KidCody> its a bunch of iddleaged middle class white folk
15:52 <@run> KidCody: whast's wrong with just day2day chat?
15:52 <@run> confused
15:52 < KidCody> i didnt say it was bad
15:52 <@run> 15:48 < bcow> wouldn't adarq be jerry because we are always hanging out at his place
15:52 <@run> jajajajaja
15:52 < KidCody> just pointing it out

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1042 on: June 28, 2018, 12:26:15 pm »
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22:49 < bcow> <run> 'there is a saying, if u want to hide information from kenyans, hide it in a book'
22:50 < bcow> not very inspiring lol
22:50 < kidcody> lol
22:50 < kidcody> kenyans are like mayweather
22:50 < bcow> low blow

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1043 on: July 05, 2018, 10:30:33 pm »
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22:24 < kidcody> ima figure out his last name let me just scroll thru some marlen posts should be too hard to figure out
22:24 <@run> wtf?
22:25 <@run> he has to have a site with his details on it
22:25 <@run> we know his first name is frank
22:26 < bcow> kidcody going to spike his tires
22:26 <@run> haha
22:26 < kidcody> .` fuckoff
22:26 < polybot> fuck the fuck off bitch
22:26 <@run>
?hl=en&taken-by=fitlifefrank
22:26 < polybot> Frank on Instagram: “Great first show.. definitely doing another one later on in the year, but with better preparation. The food binge was well worth the…” : 155 Likes, 8 Comments - Frank (@fitlifefrank) on Instagram: “Great first show.. definitely doing another one later on in the year, but with
                 better preparation.…”
22:26 <@run> jajaja
22:26 <@run> cody lost out to this guy
22:26 <@run> so sad
22:27 < bcow> fitfrank needs to remember leg day
22:27 < kidcody> damn
22:27 < kidcody> https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/944503/Nicola-Adams-Marlen-Esparza-split-engaged-relationship-break-up-boxers-news-latest
22:27 < polybot> Nicola Adams: Marlen Esparza 'nasty' and 'didn't care about anyone' before boxers' split | Celebrity News | Showbiz & TV | Express.co.uk : NICOLA ADAMS’ ex-fiancée Marlen Esparza was “being really nasty” before their split, following which the American boxer confirmed her engagement to a male personal trainer.
22:28 < bcow>

22:28 <@run> WHOA
22:28 <@run> they are married?
22:28 <@run> LOL
22:29 < kidcody> wait a minute
22:29 <@run> all u got to do is learn marlen's new last name
22:29 < bcow> LOL
22:29 <@run> LMFAO
22:29 <@run> LMFAO
22:29 < kidcody> marlen used to be engaged to a girl?
22:29 < bcow> lmao
22:29 <@run> LMFAO
22:29 <@run> LMFAOFMAO
22:29 < kidcody> ya they got married thats why i said he deflowered her
22:29 <@run> i feel like gutts right now
22:29 <@run> epic shit

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1044 on: July 30, 2018, 01:59:59 pm »
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3:35 <@run> it's good
3:35 <@run> i put all of the "stuff" in the cup first
3:36 <@run> then let the kurig coffee drip down onto it
3:36 <@run> then mix it
3:36 <@run> works out well
3:36 < bcow> nice
3:52 <@run> bugfest
3:52 <@run> .+ bugfest work life.
3:52 < polybot> bugfest successfully added.
3:56 < kidcody> ppl aint shit
3:57 < kidcody> .` aintshit
3:57 < polybot> the world aint shit mijo
3:57 < kidcody> .` uas
3:57 < polybot> Not found.
3:57 < kidcody> .+ uas u aint shit bitch!
3:57 < polybot> unable to add key.
3:57 < kidcody> .+ uas u aint shit bitch!
3:57 < polybot> unable to add key.
3:57 < kidcody> .` uas
3:57 < polybot> Not found.
3:57 < kidcody> lol
3:57 < kidcody> .` yas
3:57 < polybot> you aint shit bitch
3:58 < kidcody> .`aint
3:58 < kidcody> .` aint
3:58 < polybot> key not found.
3:58 < kidcody> .` shit
3:58 < polybot> Southpaw's middle name
3:58 < kidcody> lmaoo
3:59 <@run> yo
3:59 <@run> .` triggerfest
3:59 < polybot> key not found.
3:59 <@run> .+ tf triggerfest.
3:59 < polybot> unable to add key.
3:59 <@run> .` tf
3:59 < polybot> TRIGGER FEST.
3:59 <@run> HAHA!!!!!!!!!
3:59 <@run> dsokfsopdkfsdpo

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1045 on: July 30, 2018, 02:13:13 pm »
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14:03 <@run> man we r trigger professionals
14:03 <@run> .+ tp trigger professionals.
14:03 < polybot> tp successfully added.
14:06 < kidcody> wtf they just called me just now let it ring twice and hung up before i answered
14:06 < kidcody> loool
14:10 <@run> wtf
14:10 <@run> call em back mijo
14:11 < blastoshi> they in a hurry dawg
14:11 < blastoshi> if you aint ready that second
14:11 < blastoshi> is you worth it
14:11 < blastoshi> are you pro helpdesk if it takes you 3 rings

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1046 on: August 20, 2018, 02:03:02 pm »
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13:59 < pcap> which attachment are you most excited abt jr
14:00 <@run> pcap, colt anal + hyperice?
14:00 < pcap> yea the ultimate training modality
14:00 <@jr> https://hyperice.com/assets/images/hypervolt/Hypervolt_All_Renders.png
14:00 <@jr> obviously whatever that second one from the left is
14:00 < pcap> yea the nail head thing
14:00 < pcap> oh wait
14:00 < pcap> nevermind
14:01 <@run> that's crazy
14:01 <@jr> nah the ribbed one
14:01 < pcap> yea that second one from left is sus
14:01 <@run> i guarantee u some freak fuck gapes himself with that shit
14:01 <@jr> definitely
14:01 < pcap> yup
14:01 <@run> someone search it on liveleak or something
14:01 <@run> hyperice anal
14:01 < pcap> if you ever see a hyperice out at your friends house
14:01 <@run> .+ arb and report back..
14:01 < polybot> arb successfully added.
14:01 < pcap> smell the attachments
14:01 < pcap> and see
14:01 < pcap> discreetly
14:01 < pcap> discreet sniff
14:02 <@jr> i plan to utilize it the way it is intended to be used

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1047 on: August 21, 2018, 05:05:13 pm »
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no idea what's going on here.

17:02 <@jr> cop being attacked by flag
17:02 < pcap> yes
17:03 < pcap> cracked a grin
17:03 < pcap> v unbecoming of leo
17:03 < pcap> ILLEGAL ALIEN
17:03 < pcap> HE CAME IN ON A UFO
17:03 <@jr> true
17:03 <@jr> 4-7 years ago
17:03 <@jr> landed in a cornfield
17:03 < pcap> CHEVY MALIBU

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1048 on: August 22, 2018, 03:37:49 pm »
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almost RIP jr.. damn.

15:25 <@jr> i ran to one of the appliance places to see if they had the parts, but they didn't
15:25 <@jr> however they had some universal start relay with capacitor
15:25 <@jr> only thing was....i had to strip wires and shit to hook it up
15:26 <@jr> so that was a new experience for me
15:26 < bcow> your fridge going to be cranking out coolness
15:27 <@jr> yeah for now
15:27 <@jr> maybe it'll never break again
15:27 <@jr> my wife was pretty nervous when i was cutting wires and shit behind the fridge though
15:28 <@jr> i also didn't know if any kind of electicity could be "stored" in any of the parts even with it unplugged

15:28 < pcap> yea dude
15:28 < pcap> capacitors
15:28 < pcap> they can fucking kill you
15:28 < pcap> thats their whole point, they store energy
15:29 <@jr> yeah that part worried me a bit
15:29 <@jr> but here i am
15:29 < pcap> true
15:29 <@jr> refrigerator repair man

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1049 on: September 11, 2018, 04:24:21 pm »
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16:21 < bcow> do you remember where you were when the first plane hit
16:22 <@run> yes
16:22 <@run> i remember that day like it was yesterday
16:22 <@run> u probably dont tho bekoz ur a canadin fuck
16:22 < bcow> <run> I was cheering death to america
16:22 <@run> .` fakelogs
16:22 < polybot> from bcow.
16:22 <@run> HAHA
16:22 < bcow> lol
16:22 <@run> owned.