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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1035 on: April 20, 2018, 03:16:17 pm »
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18:17 <@kenyadarq> need to gtake these dogs out
18:17 <@kenyadarq> so i can watch it
18:17 <@kenyadarq> brb
18:48 < bcow> can't believe you have to get your entire yard sprayed with poison to avoid getting bit by skeeters
18:58 < pcap> you dont spray it w poison ya goof
18:58 < pcap> you spray it w a fine layer of tar so they have nowhere to reproduce
18:58 < pcap> then the tar melts away after a few months in the hot sun
18:59 < pcap> perfectly natural
18:59 < bcow> oh
18:59 < bcow> so if you fall on the grass are you covered in black tar?
19:04 < pcap> have you been falling down a lot lately?
19:06 < bcow> you saying you are too good to fall on the grass?
19:06 < bcow> first human with perfect balance: pcap
20:30 <@kenyadarq> MIA
20:31 <@kenyadarq> gr8 game
20:31 <@kenyadarq> bcow, they spray it with some kind of garlic shit
20:31 <@kenyadarq> lmfao @ bcow getting trolled
20:31 <@kenyadarq> i think he believed it
20:49 < bcow> I don't know your strange floridian customs

bcow trolled.

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1036 on: May 02, 2018, 11:48:52 am »
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11:35 <@kenyadarq> sup
11:35 <@kenyadarq> annoyed with a new hire :(
11:35 <@jr> one of the guys that works for me just put in his two weeks
11:35 <@jr> rip
11:35 <@kenyadarq> guy seemed so legit but he's like uh.. not showing up
11:35 <@kenyadarq> and not figuring shit out, or not trying to even
11:35 <@kenyadarq> which is worse
11:35 <@kenyadarq> damn
11:35 <@jr> that sucks
11:36 <@kenyadarq> fuck people suck
11:36 <@jr> i am not worried about it though
11:36 <@jr> there is a better guy who is currently working under our help desk manager
11:36 <@jr> that i am going to steal
11:36 <@jr> he's way smarter and gets shit done
11:36 <@kenyadarq> damn nice
11:36 <@kenyadarq> i just dont get it tho
11:36 <@kenyadarq> if u agree to do a job, u do it
11:37 <@kenyadarq> and u work hard
11:37 <@kenyadarq> should be so simple
11:37 <@jr> i don't get it either
11:40 <@jr> anyway, going to be taking his current responsibilities and dividing them up amongst the other guys
11:40 <@jr> should be pretty easy really
11:41 < lore> where are you working now darq?
11:42 <@kenyadarq> dammit now lore knows im actually working
11:42 <@jr> lol
11:43 < lore> whats the prob with that?
11:43 < lore> I was wondering how long you could go/had saved
11:43 <@jr> got a new laptop at work
11:43 <@jr> it is pretty nice
11:43 < lore> i need(want) one
11:43 < lore> what did you get
11:43 <@jr> kenyadarq is operating strictly off race winnings these days
11:44 <@kenyadarq> lore, been working for like 2 years
11:45 <@kenyadarq> u just missed all of that chat

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1037 on: May 03, 2018, 05:39:01 pm »
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17:28 < pcap> lol latest efnet chatter drama
17:28 < pcap> https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2016-election-ballot-thief-charged-with-voter-fraud-altamonte-springs-police-say
17:28 < polybot> 2016 election ballot thief charged with voter fraud, Altamonte... : Altamonte Springs police have arrested a 36-year-old man on charges of voter fraud after they said he stole&nbsp; ballots from voters'&nbsp;mailboxes during the 2016 election and turned them in with...
17:28 < pcap> rip slimer
17:28 < pcap> you were a fun dude
17:31 <@jr> that was slimer?
17:31 < pcap> ya
17:31 <@kenyadarq> hahahahaha
17:31 < pcap> that is slimer
17:31 < bcow> 5 ballots lol
17:32 <@jr> lol
17:32 <@kenyadarq> what a fucking MORON
17:32 <@kenyadarq> that is INSANE
17:32 < pcap> a few weeks ago he sent me a message saying never to call or text him again
17:32 < bcow> go to pound me in the ass prison for 5 ballots, good job
17:32 < pcap> and to download signal and use that to contact him
17:32 <@kenyadarq> who did he change the votes for?
17:32 < pcap> and then he went on the run lol
17:32 <@kenyadarq> hopefully trump
17:32 < pcap> fucking nutter
17:32 <@kenyadarq> to make this even better
17:32 < pcap> ya it was for trump
17:32 <@jr> bahahah
17:32 <@kenyadarq> HAAHAHAAHAHaHAAhaHaHAAHAHAHAAH
17:32 <@kenyadarq> HAAHAHAAHAHaHAAhaHaHAAHAHAHAAH

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1038 on: May 04, 2018, 03:27:30 pm »
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15:23 <@kenyadarq> 17 mph tail wind seems legit
15:23 <@kenyadarq> lmfao
15:24 <@kenyadarq> will have it for 1.4 miles i think
15:26 < bcow> wear a wingsuit
15:26 <@kenyadarq> HAH
15:26 <@kenyadarq> that'd be epic
15:27 <@kenyadarq> one i could shed when i go back into the headwind
15:27 <@kenyadarq> incredible idea

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1039 on: May 16, 2018, 10:43:16 am »
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10:34 <@run> lol
10:34 <@run> 10:32 < bcow> take some force ignite and fix your cyber security
10:38 <@jr> lol force ignite
10:38 <@jr> i just took a dump that could probably be described using both of those words
10:38 < pcap> force factor test x180 ignite
10:38 < pcap> is that it?
10:39 <@run> ya
10:39 <@run> see if u can find the commercial i saw on cnn
10:39 <@run>  icant find it
10:39 <@run> some deep manly voice, talking about how men are now pussies
10:39 < pcap> https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w4mX/force-factor-test-x180-ignite-man-up-america-walmart
10:39 <@run> and how they should take force ignite, to become like their gr8 grandfathers
10:39 < polybot> Force Factor Test X180 Ignite TV Commercial, 'Man Up, America: Walmart' - iSpot.tv : Force Factor wants to know what happened to the real men of America and claims that men nowadays have less testosterone than their fathers. In order to alleviate this lack of manliness, Force Factor will send a complimentary bottle of GNC Test X180 Ignite to anyone who texts "NUT" to 202020. The product is said to improve performance and build muscle in addition to boosting t
10:39 <@run> man UP AMERICA - WALMART
10:39 <@run> HAAHAHAHAAH
10:40 <@run> hahahaha THAT's IT
10:40 <@run> LMFAOAfmo
10:40 <@run> such trash
10:40 < pcap> and it shows some old man lifting 5lb dumbells
10:40 <@run> hhhaahaaha
10:40 <@run> bruh
10:40 <@jr> text "NUT"
10:40 < pcap> getting his sweat on
10:40 <@run> i feel bad for any1 who buys into that
10:40 <@run> guaranteed baby boomers, fall for it
10:40 < pcap> rrrr
10:40 <@run> because baby boomers r fucking retards
10:41 < pcap> they got the guy with that down home twang in his voice doing the voiceover
10:42 <@run> ya
10:42 <@run> such trash

10:45 < bcow> lol guy getting a facial compared to men jack hammering

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1040 on: May 16, 2018, 11:00:18 am »
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10:55 <@run> i think my dad ordeed one of those bottles, not of test booster but some kind of vitamins
10:55 <@run> baby boomer fck
10:56 <@jr> lol
10:56 <@jr> extenze
10:56 < pcap> theres this book abt how baby boomers ruined a bunch of shit by basically being a very selfish generation
10:56 < pcap> and when i brought it up w my parents they got kinda defensive
10:56 <@run> hah
10:56 <@run> my dad always talking shit about my generation and younger
10:56 <@run> baby boomer fuck
10:57 < pcap> lol
10:57 <@jr> does he also believe that we are lazy?
10:57 <@run> yes
10:57 <@run> lol
10:57 <@jr> my parents are basically the laziest people on the planet
10:58 < pcap> i think all these astronauts they send up to the space station have homeliness as a requirement
10:58 <@jr> my dad is lucky he worked a somewhat physically active job otherwise he'd probably be 300 lbs
10:58 < pcap> so they dont start fucking and piss off the other astronauts
10:58 <@jr> i don't even know how much my mom weighs and she's only 5'3....
10:58 < pcap> there was one italian astronaut lady that was mildly cute but that was it
10:58 < pcap> the rest of them have all been unreasonably unattractive ppl
10:58 <@run> lol
10:58 <@jr> yeah they need to look like they are probably asexual
10:59 <@run> homeliness or not, they must be jerking off like a motherfucker up there
10:59 <@run> i know that'd be like, the first thing i'd be curious about
10:59 <@run> jerking off in 0g
10:59 <@jr> see if the force knocks you backwards in midair
10:59 < pcap> lol ya
10:59 < pcap> newtons law
10:59 < pcap> it would
10:59 <@run> lmao
10:59 <@jr> yeah it should
11:00 <@jr> they probably get some kind of injection before going up there that makes them temporarily impotent
11:01 <@run> all good. they carry a bottle of force factor ignite up with them.
11:01 < bcow> lmao
11:02 < pcap> do you need the gravity assist to get erect
11:02 < bcow> buzz aldrin used force factor
11:02 < pcap> maybe its just not even a thing
11:02 <@jr> buzz aldrin didn't need it because he was born in a prior generation