Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - adarqui

Pages: 1 ... 1433 1434 [1435] 1436 1437 ... 1505
21511
ISO EXTREME STIM

This is used to force an athlete to stay in position.

1. Athlete enters the confined chamber.

2. Athlete gets into position, such as pushup iso or squat iso.

3. Once in position, the spikes come out. If athlete drops, they will be impaled by the spike. If athlete rises, they will be impaled by the spike.

4. Spikes are removed via the control room once the magical 5 minutes is achieved.


21512
Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: ADARQ's journal
« on: March 27, 2010, 03:18:17 am »


3/26/2010

felt pretty good..

nearly max effort sprints:
- about 70 yards each or so, from pole to pole
- walked 2 poles to recover
- felt pretty good
- 8 reps

some jumps:
- in my track waffles, so ~2 step light runup
- LR plant: ~10'4
- RL plant: ~10'1
- about 10 jumps each

nearly max effort sprints:
- same as above
- 5 reps


ISOT: 2 rotations

chinups:
- BW + 20 lb @ 11,12
- felt great

partial dips:
- BW + 20 lb @ 20,25
- shoulder felt good

half squat:
- 185 @ 10,10
- heels on 2.5 lb plates
- felt ok, power is lower at the moment tho, slow

ssbar walking lunges:
- 125 lb @ ~5-6 each leg, 2 sets
- felt good

bb calf raises:
- kept toes up entire time
- 45 lb bar @ 30, 30
- felt ok, need to make sure not to go too heavy cause if i crunch my toes i could pull that muscle again


good workout.

pc

21513
Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: THE DREAM JOURNAL
« on: March 26, 2010, 06:04:32 pm »
3/25/2010

Not really worth noting, it was all over the place. I was mostly driving around in a car searching for malcom X, with some dude, in an SUV, while worrying about my groceries that I left in my car, then all of a sudden driving a bike in a forrest.

WUT.

21514
The Dismemberment Method

This technique, mastered in the secretive training halls of ZinZi China, allows an athlete to achieve full sports mastery. In order to fully break the protective barrier provided to us by the CNS, the coaches at ZinZi have come up with what is highly regarded as the most effective shock method known to mankind.

1. Athlete prepares for sports mastery.

2. Coach, athlete, & reconstructive surgeons enter the "zoom room" securely located within the training hall's compound.

3. Athlete performs an as of this time, unknown ritual.

4. Athlete grabs ahold of a specially tempered ginsu knife specially crafted by enslaved Tibetan monks.

5. Athlete, through strength of will of impulse, takes the ginsu and chops off fully, one of his fingers. Here, the athlete is to show no pain, no facial expressions, no deep breathes, and no rise in heart rate. If any of these components are not achieved, then sports mastery did not occur, and must be reschedule for a later date, but next time, using a katana sword used in the execution of Chinese rice farmer's who do not pay taxes.

6. The athlete's finger is immediately reconstructed. Using the time tested techniques, full range of motion, strength, & nerve sensation are recovered.

7. The full capacity of the innate reserves is now able to be realized, through strength of will of impulse.



Do not try this, it is not for you.

21515
The USSR Roulette Stim Method

This can be used before sprints, depth jumps, squats, etc.

1. Athlete loads a 6 shooter with one bullet.

2. Athlete, under vision deprivation (blind fold), spins chamber a total of 5 times.

3. Athlete places barrel of gun at temple.

4. Athlete pulls trigger.

If the athlete survives:

5. Athlete utilizes light movement drills for 4-6 minutes, such as light shaking of the limbs, to remove spurious tension. It is essential that the athlete rest 4-6 minutes, as this allows for the greatest motor cortex stimulatory tonic effect.

6. Athlete then performs the tonic exercise.


21516
Pics, Videos, & Links / Re: Retro Vert: Darrell Griffith
« on: March 26, 2010, 06:14:41 am »
what THE fuck?

awesome pictures..

21517
Leaked picture from a training session, which involved kidnapping the athlete, strapping him to a bench, and then performing EMS with the ARP to selectively recruit the fast twitch fibers of the pectorals, triceps, and anterior deltoids. This was 1-week out from world's for a 50kg male powerlifter. It is said that this athlete gained 150 lb on his bench press in just over 24 hours.



21518
In the China, failure to bring back the gold medal is considered a failure against the state, god, and the great leader himself, kim jong il (who has nothing to do with China). Pictured here, is an weightlifting coach who failed to deliver during the 2004 olympics.



Let it be known, that china dominated the 2008 olympics.

21519
MENTAL EXTREME

Pictured here, Jay Schroeder, immobilizing tanks, demonstrates the power of the mind once iso extremes have been mastered for over 3 years.


21520
Cuban Baseball: Pitching Techniques

A young aspiring cuban national baseball pitcher, seen here in Beirut, practices his fast ball against an angry tank.


21521
Jamaican Overspeed

This is the only known footage of usain bolt as a young child, training using the highly secretive jamaican overspeed technique. Apparently, the young sprinter would be strapped to the car by a harness and tow-rope, at which, after reaching 25-30 mph, the harness is released and maintenance of top speed is attempted.


21522
SupraDupraMaximal Depth Drops

Jay Schroeder apparently saw people doing depth drops from 15-25 feet while he was owning russians in powerlifting, during his time in the eastern bloc. Contrary to popular belief, athletes in the USSR do not simply step off the box, instead, they perform a muscle up on a thin bar then drop. This is the only known footage we have from his experience in the great USSR.





ARowe: that's schroeder on the other side of the pole

21523
The Super Pool For Olympic divers

This tool is used for olympic diver's, looking to perfect their water entrance and reduce splash. This pool is like no other, since the only way into it is through a 3 by 3 foot hole, surrounded in concrete.


21524
The HOT Track

At HOT-Track INC, we specialize in making your athletes faster. HOT-Track INC utilizes advanced surfacing technology, to provide a highly motivating experience for your athletes. The track heats up to an astounding 200 degrees Farenheit, which can be used for a variety of barefooted ground contact time reducing activities, yet still retaining a higher force output. Want to improve leg stiffness to maximum potential in the shortest amount of training time? At HOT-Track INC, we have a temperature to suit your needs. Utilize temperatures ranging from 110-120 F for longer distance sprinting, high jump, and long jump. Utilize the 150 degree temperatures for 60m-100m sprinting. Utilize the 180-200 (F) degree track for reducing ground contact times in hopping exercises to less than 0.06s while still maintaining peak power.

We have a temperature, that suits you.


21525
Save a Life: PR lifting

This is used to break out of stagnation at the elite level, such as for world champion powerlifters or olympic lifters. Our example will use the deadlift, but other lifts can be used, such as squat, bench press, c&j, snatch, etc.

1. Deadlift work is is performed, stopping a set prior to the PR attempt.

2. Deadlifter's family member is brought in, and placed inside a special box, which is fire retardant for up to 60 seconds.

3. Deadlifter is made aware of the situation, that the box will be set ablazed, and he has 60 seconds to lift the bar to complete lockoupt. Only 3 green lights will unlock the bomb proof door & allow his family member to escape. If he does not complete the lift, a PR will not be achieved and a family member will be lost.

4. The clock is ticking, PR time.




Pages: 1 ... 1433 1434 [1435] 1436 1437 ... 1505