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I feel like I want to kiss adistarhj. Is that wrong? Illegal, yes, I know, but wrong?
You'll have to travel a loooong way then.. Have a good trip!
Another question, who's more explosive d. Rose or LBJ?
ha ha ha
i was just imagining meeting a girl with this in mind.
Me: Ok so could you just turn around
Girl: um ok...
Me: nice, nice...oh
Girl: what ???
Me: its just your calves
Girl: huh?
Me: they are too low and large
Girl: (starts thinking to herself: pervert...)
Me: Yeah I would prefer someone with higher cut calves but it was nice meeting you... Its a shame really, you were preselected for this date by your ass-- it really indicates an excellent ability to recruit the gluteus maximus but other parts of you were a letdown. Bye
Girl: