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oh, right, sorry lance. i forgot that golden child just signed with the Rockets for $25 million over four years.

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If you're white, you'd be better off ignoring your upper body...

You were doing better for a while, training, and actually making decent posts.  why are you acting like an idiot fuck again harvey?

I'm trying to make a point. If you want to make it somewhere as a basketballer, your priority should be jumping above anything else physically.

you are a fucking moron. if you want to make it somewhere as a basketball player, your priority should be BECOMING A GREAT FUCKING BASKETBALL PLAYER.

for fuck's sake, that's not a difficult concept.

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Article & Video Discussion / Re: Joint by joint vert
« on: August 13, 2012, 05:48:11 pm »
There is a very common plot twist in movies where you have a superhero with utter faith in his convictions and beliefs, doing things he believes are right. Then he finds out he was actually with the BAD side all along, his actions weren't aligned good but with evil and now he is forced to question every single speck of faith and wonders where things went wrong. The big paradox for the audience is how dark gave birth to light (or vice versa). I think the last time I saw it was in Batman Begins (is that the one where he goes up to the mountains to train? and ras el-goul is his teacher who not pure, benevolent and good like batman first thought but turns out to be actually evil!). That sort of thing is unfolding right here in this thread. Batman was still awesome tho, he was pure of heart, and his squat form was probably athletic which spared him from squat morning his lifts. In general the protagonist has some overriding virtues of character which protect him and even save him.
 


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Article & Video Discussion / Re: Joint by joint vert
« on: August 13, 2012, 12:34:11 pm »
every time i read a post in this thread i think for a split second that people are talking about me. then i realize they are talking about low-bar back squats.

then i am chagrined.

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Nutrition & Supplementation / Re: Pre-Workout supplements
« on: August 13, 2012, 12:24:56 pm »
i don't mess around with my coffee.


of course you don't, you're from northern california. snob.  :P

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ADARQ & LanceSTS - Q&A / Re: Additional strength exercises
« on: August 13, 2012, 12:16:46 pm »
i lament the death of proper orthography. shit is unreadable to me.

(but see what i did there?)

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Article & Video Discussion / Re: Kettlebell Swing Science
« on: August 13, 2012, 11:48:48 am »
i know a lot of people are fans of overhead throws with medicine balls. t0ddday, for one. charlie francis was, too. obviously, they're different from kb swings because you can only do one at a time -- i gather they're more to train maximum single-effort explosiveness.

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ah, i remember getting my wisdom teeth pulled. was reminiscing about it last friday, actually. can't remember how it came up, we were drunk. anyway, better in the long run. my wisdom teeth were impacted, i.e., growing perpendicular towards the rest of my teeth.

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ADARQ & LanceSTS - Q&A / Re: 400m training and lifting
« on: August 13, 2012, 11:35:43 am »
also, what do you run 400m in? seems relevant.

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it doesn't matter. keep doing what you're doing if you're adding weight over time.

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Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: Kingfush
« on: August 13, 2012, 11:29:37 am »
bit late but by god that 405x1 is a sexy squat.

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ALL OF THE MUSCLE MASS IS USEFUL

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Article & Video Discussion / Re: Joint by joint vert
« on: August 13, 2012, 11:22:07 am »
IF I HAD A HAMMER, I'D HAMMER IN THE MOOOOOORNING.
I'D HAMMER IN THE EVENING, ALL OVER THIS LAAAAAAAND.
I'D HAMMER OUT, "DANGER!"
I'D HAMMER OUT, "WARNING!"
I'D HAMMER OUT LOVE BETWEEN MY BROTHERS AND MY SISTERS
ALL OVER THIS LAND.

IF I HAD A BACK SQUAT, I'D LOW-BAR IN THE MOOOOOOORNING.
I'D LOW-BAR IN THE EVENING, ALL OVER THIS LAAAAAAAND.
I'D LOW-BAR OUT, "THIS EXERCISE IS SUPERIOR FOR STRENGTH DEVELOPMENT!"
I'D LOW-BAR OUT, "SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE I AM CONVINCED OF MY RECTITUDE!"
I'D LOW-BAR OUT REPS BETWEEN MY BROTHERS AND MY SISTERS
ALL OVER THIS LAND.

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^^^ you learned where the hard-return button is on the keyboard! i'm proud of you, steven-miller, i really am.

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