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Program Review / Re: crossfit
« on: October 20, 2011, 09:52:14 am »
and hot chicks love it.


The only benefit I've seen thus far.

you don't think someone could improve overall fitness/conditioning and even strength, using crossfit? i do.

:)

of course someone could, the problem is that:
1. it's an inefficient way to accomplish either of those goals, or really almost any goal;
2. it promotes unsafe and nonsensical exercise practices;
3. it's full of bullshit information about physiology and diet;
4. it promotes a self-affirming cult mentality in which the central belief system can't be questioned and which creates a completely undeserved feeling of superiority among most practitioners*,
5. people are god-damn evangelical about it, which i hate hate hate hate hate more than anything else. you wanna do thrusters and destroy your immobile, desk-jockey shoulders with high-rep shit-form kipping pull ups? knock yourself out. just don't tell me there's something fucking special about exercising that way or that doing those things makes you ELITE. there are ? ways to get your heart rate up really fast and work your muscles really hard that don't involve combining reverse power curls with box jumps and burpees.
6. they take up too much fucking space at my gym.

*the competitors at the crossfit games don't count. they're athletic, strong and in great shape, no doubt. but also my understanding is that most don't actually train crossfit-style, but rather with good old periodized training. and anyway, that's what, .01% of the people who do crossfit?

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Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: ADARQ's journal
« on: October 19, 2011, 10:10:12 am »
what you working as now?

adarq is an ER nurse, you guys didn't know that?

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crossfitters taking up the whole motherfucking gym until 8 PM, nearly lost my shit when i realized the class was too big to leave even a little space for me to jump at one of the rims. i need to relax. warmed up, realized i wasn't gonna get to do anything, hung out for a bit, warmed up again starting at like 7:45 and went from there.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL BEFORE EVERY WORKOUT, LACROSSE/TENNIS BALL SMR AFTER EVERY WORKOUT.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = left glute
ACHES/INJURIES = left tricep post workout
FATIGUE = low

- warm up

- sprints 2 x 10y
uphill, outside

- DSVJ x 5-6

- DLRVJ x 12-15
a few very good jumps, mostly ok to good, split the skin on the back of my pinky finger grabbing the rim. not exactly sure how that happened. just looked down and there was blood there. 31.5-32 consistently for a stretch of 5-6 jumps.

- ME pogos 3 x 5

- squat MSEM 2 x 3
315,315,315
315,315,315
form pretty tight on all reps, first three were hard, second three were not.

- shoot around x 20 minutes
was hearing who's inside the three point line, was hearing clangs outside the three point line. it's like a switch goes off in my brain when i cross the stripe.

- stretch

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Program Review / crossfit
« on: October 18, 2011, 07:38:20 pm »
My patience for this ass-backwards clusterfuck of moronic cultthink is wearing thin. I almost started berating some random dude on the street yesterday because he was telling his gf all about this "interesting new workout methodology." Now the assholes are using the entire fucking basketball court to do running jump rope and wall handstand push ips and fucking who knows what else. Fuck them all.

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Pics, Videos, & Links / Re: funny / horrible training videos
« on: October 18, 2011, 04:31:45 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLVvIVvyrY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLVvIVvyrY</a>

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Progress Journals & Experimental Routines / Re: Age vs Vertical
« on: October 18, 2011, 03:20:57 pm »
 :highfive:

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basketball league has started up again, so no court access. damn it.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL BEFORE EVERY WORKOUT, LACROSSE/TENNIS BALL SMR AFTER EVERY WORKOUT.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left elbow
FATIGUE = low

- warm up

- depth jumps 3 x 5
meh, third set best

- MR half tuck 3 x 15

- jump squat 3 x 2 x 95

- MSEM squat 2 x 3
295,295,295
315,320,320

- stretch

- shoot around a bit

- DLRVJ x a few
considering it was end of the workout, pretty okay, easily getting a knuckle over the rim.

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last night. i always forget that thursday is old man basketball night. except now there's these three young dudes, including one who has to have been a D1 athlete of some sort. 6-2 or 6-3, probably 215-220, long legs, jacked if not super lean, can dunk without trying. he's not much better than i am at basketball, which is kind of funny.

anyway, it worked out because volume day is supposed to be depth jumps, anyway. gym was too fucking crowded.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL BEFORE EVERY WORKOUT, LACROSSE/TENNIS BALL SMR AFTER EVERY WORKOUT.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = left forearm and elbow  :highfive:
FATIGUE = low to moderate

- warm up

- MR half tucks 3 x 15

- depth jumps 3 x 5
meh, too many people around, hard to jump when at the back of my mind i'm worried i'm going to run into someone

- squat 3 x 5 x 275

- fat bar BOR 3 x 8 x 125
felt like mixing it up, forearm bugging so didn't want to do chin ups

- stretch

- shoot around x 10 minutes
handles are a little better, almost by accident. still laughable, but not AS laughable.

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MOVIES & ENTERTAINMENT & SHeeT! / Re: Favorite Movies
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:03:18 am »
I like series movies, so Star Trek TNG takes the cake, by far. Then it is Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Prison Break.

negged because these are not movies.

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MOVIES & ENTERTAINMENT & SHeeT! / Re: Favorite Movies
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:02:52 am »
two movies I can think of right now are Wolverine and Sherlock Holmes.

lol.

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diet and sleep sucked this weekend, through lunchtime today. was violently sick on monday morning. kind of confused about it, as this is the second weekend in a row that i've had bizarre severe-hangover-like symptoms despite moderate drinking. it's not really like a hangover, either, the headache and nausea just feel different and last weekend was different from this. very weird. discipline has been poor in general, time to refocus. can't blame work anymore, that beast of a proposal is behind me and i have control of evenings and stress levels again for the most part. more foam rollering, more sleep, more veggies, fewer sweets, more sleep, more stretching, fewer sweets, more protein.


ADD THIS NOTE TO EVERY POST SO YOU KEEP REMEMBERING: JUMP EVERY WORKOUT. IF THERE'S NO SPACE, FIND SPACE.

FOAM ROLL BEFORE EVERY WORKOUT, LACROSSE/TENNIS BALL SMR AFTER EVERY WORKOUT.

STANDING QUAD/HAM/CALF/ITB/PEC STRETCHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY, EVERY HOUR OR SO.

KEEP SWEETS TO A MINIMUM. MOAR PROTEIN. MOAR VEGGIES.


BW = ???
SORENESS = none
ACHES/INJURIES = none
FATIGUE = low to moderate

- warm up

- sprints 2 x 10y

- DSVJ x 3

- DLRVJ x ~20
didn't feel great but it seems as though my baseline "meh" day has gone up 1-1.5" from where it was even a month ago. so that's good. was around 31-31.5 for most jumps.

- MR half tuck x 20,15,15

- jump squat 3 x 2 x 95

- MSEM squat 2 x 3 x 315
felt good so went for the third plate, do not regret it. strong except for the last rep, when i lost focus. must work on focus. shooting free throws is a good way to do that.

- OHP 5 x 115, 3 x 125, 1 x 135
lol

- shoot around to cool down a bit
meh, ended with 38/50 FTs, which sucks even by my standards. oh well.

- stretch

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i remember seeing at least one study that found that just walking around all day with the weight vest on had awesome if relatively short-lived potentiation effects.

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Introduce Yourself / Re: Here I am. Hope to help contribute.
« on: October 11, 2011, 09:49:24 am »
i am interested in computational biology because i don't know anything about it. link please and thanks.  :highfive:

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