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anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 12:57:51 pm »
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That's cool and all, but does it give atlits esploziv strens?

anonymous

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 01:12:42 pm »
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HAI I AM COUCH RIPPED TOE

THE SO CALLED HOLYMPIC SQUAT OR THE HIGH BAR SQUAT IS AN UNCOACHED SQUAT. WE DO NOT DO THE HOLYMPIC HERE. THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE IS HAVING PEOPLE SQUATTING IN A PERFECTLY NATURAL MANNER SINCE IT DOES NOT INVOLVE READING THE FUCKING BOOK, MY MAGNUS OPUS STARING STRENTH 3RD EDITION. I USE 100S OF PAGES TO TEACH THE ONLY GOOD TECHNIQUE AND WITHOUT IT YOU ARE DOOMED. 2ND EDITION DOESNT CUT IT, YOU NEED THE LATEST EDITION TO LEARN THE UPDATED LOWBAR 3.0 EDITION.

i srsly may have pissed myself

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 02:37:21 pm »
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Coach Ripped Toe,

What are the additions in the 3.0 version of the book?

Regards,
Tony Gentilcore.

anonymous

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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 03:37:04 pm »
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Couci ripto,

Ai em interistid in shoc metods. Do ya nou eni?

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 05:44:10 pm »
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  Has anyone ever asked if Rip is gay?  I mean he is what ? 60?  no kids, no wife, no girlfriend....  only a hunch however I would

posit it could have some influence on his bias towards the famous rippetoe squat morning.

discuss..

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 06:07:28 pm »
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Coach Ripped Toe,

What are the additions in the 3.0 version of the book?

Regards,
Tony Gentilcore.

Dearest Tony Gentilcore,

  In version 3.0 I go into detail on what is wrong with olympic lifting in the good ole USA.  You will not find this opinion shared by anyone else in the field who actually works with weightlifters, due to the fact that they are clueless.

Weightlifting is essentially gymnastics (pussy shit) with a barbell.  To get good at it, YOU MUST DEADLIFT, SQUAT MORNING, AND PULL IN A VERTICAL LINE.  No one good does this, due to the fact that no one good will listen to me.

 However, IT FUCKING WORKS TONY I KNOW FROM DRAWING GRAPHS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.

Hope that covers your question my friend, hope you and Eric are doing well and still together happily.  Moser and I are fine, yours truly,

Rip

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 06:24:06 pm »
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Coach Ripped Toe,

What are the additions in the 3.0 version of the book?

Regards,
Tony Gentilcore.

Dearest Tony Gentilcore,

  In version 3.0 I go into detail on what is wrong with olympic lifting in the good ole USA.  You will not find this opinion shared by anyone else in the field who actually works with weightlifters, due to the fact that they are clueless.

Weightlifting is essentially gymnastics (pussy shit) with a barbell.  To get good at it, YOU MUST DEADLIFT, SQUAT MORNING, AND PULL IN A VERTICAL LINE.  No one good does this, due to the fact that no one good will listen to me.

 However, IT FUCKING WORKS TONY I KNOW FROM DRAWING GRAPHS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.

Hope that covers your question my friend, hope you and Eric are doing well and still together happily.  Moser and I are fine, yours truly,

Rip

Hey, nice to hear!

So do you go "deeper" in the 3.0? Why did you need to do 3 separate versions of the damn thing... I mean couldn't you just nail these simple yet complex movements in only one volume?

With exhaustive love,
Tony.

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 06:45:27 pm »
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Coach Ripped Toe,

What are the additions in the 3.0 version of the book?

Regards,
Tony Gentilcore.

Dearest Tony Gentilcore,

  In version 3.0 I go into detail on what is wrong with olympic lifting in the good ole USA.  You will not find this opinion shared by anyone else in the field who actually works with weightlifters, due to the fact that they are clueless.

Weightlifting is essentially gymnastics (pussy shit) with a barbell.  To get good at it, YOU MUST DEADLIFT, SQUAT MORNING, AND PULL IN A VERTICAL LINE.  No one good does this, due to the fact that no one good will listen to me.

 However, IT FUCKING WORKS TONY I KNOW FROM DRAWING GRAPHS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.

Hope that covers your question my friend, hope you and Eric are doing well and still together happily.  Moser and I are fine, yours truly,

Rip

Hey, nice to hear!

So do you go "deeper" in the 3.0? Why did you need to do 3 separate versions of the damn thing... I mean couldn't you just nail these simple yet complex movements in only one volume?

With exhaustive love,
Tony.

Tony, my disciples have multiplied since I wrote the first two versions, and I have many other issues and things that I now must make it known I am an expert in.

 These include sports training, olympic weightlifting, and relationship advice (hetero and homo).  My forumites now have migrated to inhabit sites of all kinds, and I NEED TO SELL MORE COPIES.

 Do you see me training actual athletes and weightlifters? How the fuck you think I get paid Tony? come on man...

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2012, 08:22:04 pm »
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Well yes but at least your a master of weight training theory. Your hundreds of pages of theory help people believe crossfit is an actual sport so hey, it makes a difference.

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2012, 08:08:34 pm »
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We are still waiting for the money from the crossfit trainers we endorse to come so no, we don't believe (yet) that crossfit is a sport in itself.

It has to prove the barbell travels in a rectiliniar way, otherwise the concept of weightlifting and crossfit could be considered an oxymoron.

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2012, 11:21:58 pm »
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  dearest coach rippetoad,

 i am inquiring in regards to your newly found relationship with mr.jim moser.  it seems that you made several distasteful remarks and jokes on the recent prison sentencing of his son, and he was quite upset.  it seems that now, he agrees with you on everything.  i would like a clarification article if possible, and also to know if you two are involved in premarital unprotected sexual intercourse. 

also, i would like to know why junior worlds champion josh wells (under glenn pendlay), has since not only not improved, but failed to even equal his previous bests in the competition lifts, since glenn left and he has been under your ingenious high hipped start and vertical pull coaching, while doing the low bar hump squat.

finally, i would like to know, since you know so much on getting strong , why are there so few strong people at your gym, on your forum, in your history of coaching?  I mean, you are not worried about silly shit like speed and jumping, simply GETTING FUCKING STRONG, so........ where are all these monsters?

 yours truly in deep harmony with GOMAD,

tmphbitu

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2012, 07:52:56 am »
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Strength iz not measured within, itz measured without.

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2012, 12:05:13 pm »
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Does anyone else have the spirit of couch ripped toe haunt your gym? Was in the middle of squatting earlier today in a nice upright quad dominant manner when the vision of captain GOMAD appeared before me and it said "WE DO NOT TURN THE BACKSQUAT INTO A LEG PRESS - USE YOUR ASS", then the wretched creature yelled "HIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!" over and over repeatedly. Has anyone successfully exorcised this demon?

anonymous

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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2012, 12:10:38 pm »
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Does anyone else have the spirit of couch ripped toe haunt your gym? Was in the middle of squatting earlier today in a nice upright quad dominant manner when the vision of captain GOMAD appeared before me and it said "WE DO NOT TURN THE BACKSQUAT INTO A LEG PRESS - USE YOUR ASS", then the wretched creature yelled "HIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!" over and over repeatedly. Has anyone successfully exorcised this demon?


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Re: The Starting Strength Church
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2012, 01:46:23 pm »
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