Author Topic: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?  (Read 6427 times)

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anonymous

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Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« on: May 17, 2011, 01:34:10 am »
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Because it's my nature to want to shit on someone in basketball.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 05:25:33 am »
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Because I can't afford a pilot's license.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 07:25:56 am »
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sick of stepping on my dick. must levitate to save my knob

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 11:18:06 am »
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because i wanna nut on another dude w/o being gay

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 06:38:57 pm »
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uh wow wtf ^^^??? lmao

jumping highER feels awesome.. feels great to "float", can't even imagine how jumping 50" feels, got to find out.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 02:38:39 am »
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Because I want to be able to drop off a 50 inch box without dropping a kidney in the process.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 04:50:31 am »
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because I am a bosshog

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 06:52:01 am »
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because i wanna nut on another dude w/o being gay

whoa!!! shit  :huh: maybe kiss the rim a bit while you're there. Nuthin suss  :o

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 12:35:25 pm »
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anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 06:01:01 pm »
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because crazy verts and the "dougie" are the leading causes of teen pregnancies in the US.  I wish to contribute.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 06:13:49 pm »
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Probably for the same reasons Sumo wrestlers eat a lot and get fat.

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 07:54:20 am »
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basketball is a skill sport
having a high vert doesnt mean shit as far as being able to ball :uhhhfacepalm:

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 01:35:30 pm »
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basketball is a skill sport
having a high vert doesnt mean shit as far as being able to ball :uhhhfacepalm:

It's pretty rare to see someone able to dunk with regularity and suck at ball. If you can dunk you can get rebounds, blocks, and easy shots with that vert in almost any pick up game! 

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 07:33:41 pm »
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basketball is a skill sport
having a high vert doesnt mean shit as far as being able to ball :uhhhfacepalm:

Training for vert will improve in so many other aspects of basketball as well.  I'm not saying don't work on skill, cuz that's still more important, but with a significantly higher vert, you will be quicker, jumping higher, getting easier shots, blocking more shots, more rebounds, better defense, running faster, and if you manage to dunk on someone, you will scar him for life

anonymous

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Re: Why the fuck are u obsessed with jumping higher?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 02:41:39 pm »
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basketball is a skill sport
having a high vert doesnt mean shit as far as being able to ball :uhhhfacepalm:

YUO MUST NOT HAS GOOD VERT OBVIOUS FROM POST