Author Topic: A bunch of stupid and unethically marketed exercise equipment gimick bullshit  (Read 26426 times)

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TKXII

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Damnnn, he got fatter. Last year he looked way leaner than in that photo
"Performance during stretch-shortening cycle exercise is influenced by the visco-elastic properties of the muscle-tendon units. During stretching of an activated muscle, mechanical energy is absorbed in the tendon structures (tendon and aponeurosis) and this energy can subsequently be re-utilized if shortening of the muscle immediately follows the stretching. According to Biscotti (2000), 72% of the elastic energy restitution action comes from tendons, 28% - from contractile elements of muscles.

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Damnnn, he got fatter. Last year he looked way leaner than in that photo

he stopped using synthol

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im kinda disappointed that Matus would be in these kinds of commercials considering he doesnt use that elephant dildo or shake weight, but its where the money is at.

hes still a cool guy whos lean as fuck that gets awesome ass body painting done for the Iforce booth at the expos
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoSAcJlBg34   just an intersting jumpsolz testimonial/experiment.


Adarqui, how many youtube vertical gimmickers/dunkers have blocked you?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoSAcJlBg34   just an intersting jumpsolz testimonial/experiment.


Adarqui, how many youtube vertical gimmickers/dunkers have blocked you?

well i'm pretty sure jumpusa hates me, as well as a ton of other scammers.. it's all good, the more people that hate me the better.

but ya, funny vid..

my comment:

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ooooooooooo, when you going to use squatflex?

ya? i'm pretty sure jumpsole stepups are better than heavy weighted stepups, because adding weight only recruits more muscle fibers, who would want that.. also, stepups and lunges can be done on the ball of your foot without jump soles, i do it just fine in my track waffles.

but hey, jumpusa sends dunkers shit and then dunkers whore out jumpusa.. it's just economics.

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@slamsback09

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT SLAM!!!! you even say in the F101 dvd you are all natural you didnt train for your hops, and from what i can see, your hops havent changed from 07 to present, in fact it looks like it went down a bit. Calves play a shit role in vertical jump, stand with your legs locked and jump how high do you get? JUMPUSA SUCKS COCK and people who promote jumpusa products also SUCKS COCK!, stop being fake dude, im sick of you fake christians
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kk lets see how long it takes for him to retaliate against me saying blah blah blah my names slam and I'm an albino loser with gay tattoos
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@slamsback09

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT SLAM!!!! you even say in the F101 dvd you are all natural you didnt train for your hops, and from what i can see, your hops havent changed from 07 to present, in fact it looks like it went down a bit. Calves play a shit role in vertical jump, stand with your legs locked and jump how high do you get? JUMPUSA SUCKS COCK and people who promote jumpusa products also SUCKS COCK!, stop being fake dude, im sick of you fake christians
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kk lets see how long it takes for him to retaliate against me saying blah blah blah my names slam and I'm an albino loser with gay tattoos


ya man i'm on that vid commenting too, slam is a weird dude.. it's like he's the CEO of jumpusa or something, except he acts like he's 5 years old.

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random gmail convo today
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 mraibes6:  hii
 me:  ?
 mraibes6:  im soo bored :( just wanetd 2 say hee-lo wat ya up to
 me:  who are you?
 mraibes6:  ahh coooll i was taking some iq quizes and found a fun one wanna see
 me:  wow
 gay spam bot
 mraibes6:  it only takes a sec and im actually in todays top scroes on the site see if you can beat me its http://brainteasers.cz.cc
 me:  no you motherfucker
 mraibes6:  when you get done they send your score to your fone i thought is was really easy
 me:  do you like being a dickface?
 mraibes6:  let mee know wat u get i wanna see if i reely am smart lol ill bet u can't beat my score =P
 me:  4 isnt too hard to beat
 what happened
 hello
 you fucker respond to me

dude you just got scam, why did u even bother clicking the link and sending score to your phone. That's what they want and once they know you click, they don't even both replying you. You got worked up by scammer.

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I didnt click the link lol
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good to hear.. phewwwwww, piss me off if people fall for their evil trick

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Nice, and it has free shipping. I'll buy 3.

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Man, I must have seen at least 50 useless gadgets/machines on youtube.

Waste of bandwidth to post.


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