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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2010, 02:57:11 am »
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lol, new email. Poor Raptor can't get his squat flex

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Hey Fellow Vert Freaks.
 
This Just in from JumpUSA:
 
SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
 
Thanks to everyone who purchased Squatflex and seized their chance of
a lifetime slam dunk opportunity.
 
Response has been overwhelming.
 
repeat, SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
EVERY SINGLE AVAILABLE SQUATFLEX HAS BEEN SNAPPED UP.
 
Occasionally however, there are orders where we can't ship to a
particular country, and the order must be cancelled.
 
If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked inventory:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html
 
 
DUE TO POOR DELIVERABILITY, SQUATFLEX CANNOT BE SHIPPED TO:
 
MEXICO
ROMANIA
QUEBEC
BELGIUM
AFRICA
 
 
Again, If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked inventory:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html
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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2010, 05:55:42 am »
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D'ah well, I'm going to make a wooden platform and attach some bands to it's sides for 5$. Dang it sucks!

PS. This is my 666 post. It has to mean something, I guess.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2010, 06:21:15 am »
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lol, new email. Poor Raptor can't get his squat flex

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Hey Fellow Vert Freaks.
 
This Just in from JumpUSA:
 
SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
 
Thanks to everyone who purchased Squatflex and seized their chance of
a lifetime slam dunk opportunity.
 
Response has been overwhelming.
 
repeat, SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
EVERY SINGLE AVAILABLE SQUATFLEX HAS BEEN SNAPPED UP.
 
Occasionally however, there are orders where we can't ship to a
particular country, and the order must be cancelled.
 
If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked inventory:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html
 
 
DUE TO POOR DELIVERABILITY, SQUATFLEX CANNOT BE SHIPPED TO:
 
MEXICO
ROMANIA
QUEBEC
BELGIUM
AFRICA
 
 
Again, If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked inventory:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html

that whole email is hilariously horrible but man did i lol at the raptor reference, then at them saying they don't ship to romania..... hahhaha good shit jcsbck.






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Hey Fellow Suckers.
 
This Just in from JumpUSAscamcity:
 
SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
 
Thanks to everyone who purchased that overpriced piece of trash and seized their chance of
a lifetime full of back injuries & no gains!
 
Response has been overwhelming.
 
repeat, SQUATFLEX IS SOLD OUT.
EVERY SINGLE AVAILABLE SQUATFLEX HAS BEEN DECEPTIVELY MARKETEDED@!$!@
 
Occasionally however, there are orders where we can't ship to a
particular country, and the order must be cancelled.
 
If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked trash, garbage, and full of shit items:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html
 
 
DUE TO POOR DELIVERABILITY, SQUATFLEX CANNOT BE SHIPPED TO:
 
REAL ATHLETES
 
 
Again, If you missed out, check back here to get first dibs on any
restocked inventory:
 
 
==> http://jumpusa.com/al_ SquatFlex_Waiting_List.html

Yours truly,

Adam Scamenauger

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2010, 10:07:36 am »
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I posted that secret adarq.org email on vf and got banned


We are not longer cool Adam. I ask that you remove those 2 posts by me on your forum, as neither of them suggest the squat flex, making the inferior to Jump USA's "dunk or money back i can't believe I just said that" program. Thanks
« Last Edit: November 23, 2010, 12:48:57 pm by JCsBck »
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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2010, 02:22:00 pm »
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hahahah @ adarq.org email
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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2010, 12:37:30 pm »
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Goddamnnnnnnn, I swear I see a ridiculous amount of complaining whenever I visit this site. Lol, stop trying to bone Adam, he put out a VERY good program(did it myself for 5 weeks and went from 34 standing to 37, give or take, standing, had to quit because school ball started). He's just trying to make a little money on the side, can you blame him for that? I mean its not like HE created the squat flex, whether he endorses the product or not, the product is STILL going to be there and they are STILL going to advertise it heavily and I'm sure people(by choice) will STILL buy it....I guarantee you.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2010, 01:15:28 pm »
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Goddamnnnnnnn, I swear I see a ridiculous amount of complaining whenever I visit this site. Lol, stop trying to bone Adam, he put out a VERY good program(did it myself for 5 weeks and went from 34 standing to 37, give or take, standing, had to quit because school ball started). He's just trying to make a little money on the side, can you blame him for that? I mean its not like HE created the squat flex, whether he endorses the product or not, the product is STILL going to be there and they are STILL going to advertise it heavily and I'm sure people(by choice) will STILL buy it....I guarantee you.

if I advocated getting HIV (going out and banging someone who has HIV, on purpose), just to make a little money on the side, I'm justified because I'm "just trying to make a little money on the side"?

squatflex = HIV

Your reasoning on why Adam gets a pass to promote squatflex is very weak-minded & spineless.

... and you're the dipshit who came onto this site to "whine about us whining", so stop your whining.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2010, 04:41:19 pm »
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Goddamnnnnnnn, I swear I see a ridiculous amount of complaining whenever I visit this site. Lol, stop trying to bone Adam, he put out a VERY good program(did it myself for 5 weeks and went from 34 standing to 37, give or take, standing, had to quit because school ball started). He's just trying to make a little money on the side, can you blame him for that? I mean its not like HE created the squat flex, whether he endorses the product or not, the product is STILL going to be there and they are STILL going to advertise it heavily and I'm sure people(by choice) will STILL buy it....I guarantee you.

A coach that endorsed snake oils and can you blame him for that? Totally and absofuckinglutely.  If Coaches doesn't endorse snake oil, will this snake oil still sell? 100% it will crash, $500 is not an easy disposable income.  The only way to scam people to buy this snake oil is by BS endorsement and fake testimonials. but obviously You won't realize this yet because you are still in SCHOOL.  

PS:  Scammers always say the victims give them the money by choice also.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2010, 05:06:37 pm »
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Totally and absofuckinglutely.

Subliminal message detected! SCAMMER!

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2010, 05:23:35 pm »
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Totally and absofuckinglutely.

Subliminal message detected! SCAMMER!

hey it is by choice ok?!

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 05:41:04 pm »
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Goddamnnnnnnn, I swear I see a ridiculous amount of complaining whenever I visit this site. Lol, stop trying to bone Adam, he put out a VERY good program(did it myself for 5 weeks and went from 34 standing to 37, give or take, standing, had to quit because school ball started). He's just trying to make a little money on the side, can you blame him for that? I mean its not like HE created the squat flex, whether he endorses the product or not, the product is STILL going to be there and they are STILL going to advertise it heavily and I'm sure people(by choice) will STILL buy it....I guarantee you.

also, what if you had stumbled upon squatflex before vertfreak? waste of money and most likely some back injuries.

you = lose.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2010, 06:46:37 pm »
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Actually if Adam created the squatflex, I wouldn't care if he promoted it.
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[7:31pm] adarq: he's just
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[7:31pm] adarq: daily




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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2010, 09:46:24 am »
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Goddamnnnnnnn, I swear I see a ridiculous amount of complaining whenever I visit this site. Lol, stop trying to bone Adam, he put out a VERY good program(did it myself for 5 weeks and went from 34 standing to 37, give or take, standing, had to quit because school ball started). He's just trying to make a little money on the side, can you blame him for that? I mean its not like HE created the squat flex, whether he endorses the product or not, the product is STILL going to be there and they are STILL going to advertise it heavily and I'm sure people(by choice) will STILL buy it....I guarantee you.

if I advocated getting HIV (going out and banging someone who has HIV, on purpose), just to make a little money on the side, I'm justified because I'm "just trying to make a little money on the side"?

squatflex = HIV

Your reasoning on why Adam gets a pass to promote squatflex is very weak-minded & spineless.

... and you're the dipshit who came onto this site to "whine about us whining", so stop your whining.

pc


And you're the dipshit who just compared a serious issue such as HIV/AIDS to a harmless workout supplement like Squatflex. You really just sound daft(and like a total DICK) when you say idiotic things like that, this applies to not only you but everyone so dont take it as me calling you a bad person or something rather. I mean why such a heavy comparison. I mentioned him promoting the SQUATFLEX, and you turn it around to make it sound like I just defended a guy who promotes the rape of children, or slavery, or some awful thing of that nature. Also if I had stumbled upon the squatflex before vertfreak(which I did considering squatflex has been around for a fair amount of time) I wouldn't have bought it because 1) I dont have 500 random dollars to blow, and even with this 200 dollar knock down....I dont have 300 dollars to blow. 2) I wouldn't buy something that I have no clue if it works and it just simply looks like a deadlift...but with with bar behind you. I was even skeptical about trying vertfreak before a friend who had tried it and saw good gains from it. Finally, Im not really complaining about your complaining, I'm just saying when you see something and your first reaction is "lets make a board about it and trash it, even though we haven't reallly tested it ourselves" you just look like the guy who is pissed off because someone is ahead of them, it kind of just looks like you're pissed because Adam, and people like him, have probably (and i say probably because I dont know you, maybe you have gotten REALLY far, I haven't a clue) got much further in this industry of Strength and Conditioning. I mean I spent a longgg ass time saying how BAD jumpsoles were without even trying them, my friend gave me his to try this summer and they actually worked(for me, I have a feeling its the type of tool that would work for some but not for others). So basically what im saying is that some of the people on here(not all) seem to have a mindset of trash (Insert Here) first, then think about what it is the hell you just said second.
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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2010, 09:55:10 am »
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Actually if Adam created the squatflex, I wouldn't care if he promoted it.
Haha, interesting. Explain Please.

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Re: Adam Linkenauger/Vert Freak
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2010, 01:48:54 pm »
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Actually if Adam created the squatflex, I wouldn't care if he promoted it.
Haha, interesting. Explain Please.

Why would you not promote your own product?

Squatflex is not harmless. It's overpriced and can hurt kids. They also give kids false hope. Thinking its easy to jump high, when it's not.

You're just some fag from jumpusa. There was no price knockdown. It was never 500 dollars.

We trash scammers because we want to give the industry some credibility. Make a good product, promote it ethically, and there's no problem. Even make a shitty product and promote it ethically.
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[7:31pm] adarq: ripp, being honest, it's hard for u to beat jcsbck, he's on fire lately
[7:31pm] adarq: he's just
[7:31pm] adarq: wrecking people
[7:31pm] adarq: daily




Say NO to Maroko

And also NO to anyone who associates with him. No Taylor Allan. No Adam Scammenauger. No Kelly Baggett. No Elliot Hulse. No Jtrinsey. NO JUMP USA


Don't PM me asking me training questions. I'm here for the lulz. If you want help, post on the forums and get help from all the members, maybe even me.