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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2010, 03:31:11 pm »
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Reading this is just hilarious, I mean besides the obvious fact that it is impossible to do what this guy is doing, he actually believes he's really doing it and people actually buy into him.

ya.

he says some great things on these audio interviews, but to me, it's completely nullified in the face of such bullshit claims.


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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2010, 04:01:34 pm »
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Does he now have a forum somewhere? 

I've often wondered if Schroeder doesn't cross over that insane line from time to time.  He's obviously smart and he does have some good things to say, but seems like he's carried it a bit too EXTREMEE and really buys into some of that obviously exaggerated stuff he says.


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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2010, 04:14:56 pm »
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Does he now have a forum somewhere? 

ya, I think you have to sign up to post/view it:

http://www.ultrafitevosport.com/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=107&func=listcat&catid=1

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I've often wondered if Schroeder doesn't cross over that insane line from time to time.  He's obviously smart and he does have some good things to say, but seems like he's carried it a bit too EXTREMEE and really buys into some of that obviously exaggerated stuff he says.



ya I remember this JackM dude once said "Schroeder is borderline schizo". If he believes many of these quotes he's said with his own mouth, then ya, he definitely is schizo.

To me, he's one of those guys that fabricates a number every ~5 years, so a 5.5 40 becomes a 4.9 40, then a 4.6 40, then a 4.3 40. I think his gross overestimation of Malamute's avg bodyweight represents this.




more quotes coming, I'd imagine, since thats only through part III of most shocking interview, and there's 2 more parts.

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2010, 06:10:24 am »
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ok this one takes the cake, eats it, then craps it out all over the s&c industry:

"As an example of what you can get to, Adam would load the bar up to 150 kilos (331 lb), lowered himself down, he would be standing on benches. He would lower himself down until there was a great angle between his knee and his hip, there was a huge downward angle. He would hold that position with 330 pounds for 5 minutes. Then he'd have to come back up. He also would hold 350-400 pounds on his chest for 30 minutes in a bench press position with a cambered bar. It only counted if he completed the rep at the end of the 30 minutes." -- JS


"I have people that stand in the beginning of a squat position, with 1100 or 1200 pounds for 8 or 10 minutes. Now, if that person was to wobble, pelvis move forward or backward, or side to side, or roll their foot to the outside, or uhg sigh or take a deep breathe, heh, then they're done, that time does not count. They have to start all over again. [...] Now, we would do 30,40,50,60 of these per day." -- JS


"When adam used to be able to do rebound bench press, with 315 pounds, he would hold it at the top, release it, mimic a bench press by pulling his arms down, and then accelerate back up through the bar and complete the lift. Measuring with the vscope, he was creating almost 12,000 pounds of force." -- JS


"Iso extreme pushup, You put 200-250 pounds on my back, and hold there for up to 5 minutes in correct position, then go right over to a bench press and execute a max lift." -- Js


"A 21 inch waist is rather small on a 120 pound woman, training like this, these 126 pound women can squat 350-400 pounds." -- JS




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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2010, 08:52:12 pm »
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jay schroeder= herb
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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2010, 10:49:58 pm »
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"I have people that stand in the beginning of a squat position, with 1100 or 1200 pounds for 8 or 10 minutes. Now, if that person was to wobble, pelvis move forward or backward, or side to side, or roll their foot to the outside, or uhg sigh or take a deep breathe, heh, then they're done, that time does not count. They have to start all over again. [...] Now, we would do 30,40,50,60 of these per day." -- JS


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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2010, 10:52:09 pm »
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"I have people that stand in the beginning of a squat position, with 1100 or 1200 pounds for 8 or 10 minutes. Now, if that person was to wobble, pelvis move forward or backward, or side to side, or roll their foot to the outside, or uhg sigh or take a deep breathe, heh, then they're done, that time does not count. They have to start all over again. [...] Now, we would do 30,40,50,60 of these per day." -- JS


Wait, what?

Not considering the weight of the lift, let's consider 60 times per day, at 8-10 minutes each.

makes sense don't it?

In a few weeks i'll strip these quotes out of the audio and put them into little mp3's, so we can lol non stop for months.

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2010, 10:54:52 pm »
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"I have people that stand in the beginning of a squat position, with 1100 or 1200 pounds for 8 or 10 minutes. Now, if that person was to wobble, pelvis move forward or backward, or side to side, or roll their foot to the outside, or uhg sigh or take a deep breathe, heh, then they're done, that time does not count. They have to start all over again. [...] Now, we would do 30,40,50,60 of these per day." -- JS


Wait, what?

Not considering the weight of the lift, let's consider 60 times per day, at 8-10 minutes each.

makes sense don't it?

In a few weeks i'll strip these quotes out of the audio and put them into little mp3's, so we can lol non stop for months.

I like training for 10 hours a day
I don't lift for girls, I lift for guys on the internet



[7:31pm] adarq: ripp, being honest, it's hard for u to beat jcsbck, he's on fire lately
[7:31pm] adarq: he's just
[7:31pm] adarq: wrecking people
[7:31pm] adarq: daily




Say NO to Maroko

And also NO to anyone who associates with him. No Taylor Allan. No Adam Scammenauger. No Kelly Baggett. No Elliot Hulse. No Jtrinsey. NO JUMP USA


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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2010, 10:58:51 pm »
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"I have people that stand in the beginning of a squat position, with 1100 or 1200 pounds for 8 or 10 minutes. Now, if that person was to wobble, pelvis move forward or backward, or side to side, or roll their foot to the outside, or uhg sigh or take a deep breathe, heh, then they're done, that time does not count. They have to start all over again. [...] Now, we would do 30,40,50,60 of these per day." -- JS


Wait, what?

Not considering the weight of the lift, let's consider 60 times per day, at 8-10 minutes each.

makes sense don't it?

In a few weeks i'll strip these quotes out of the audio and put them into little mp3's, so we can lol non stop for months.

I like training for 10 hours a day

Me too, especially when there's 1200 pounds on my back, while im in the adaptive state, dreaming 4-5 times a night, with quality textured fecal matter.

I fidgeted once at the 9 minute 50 second mark, while holding 2000 lb in lockout. Schroeder made me start all over.

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2010, 11:49:31 pm »
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this thread is such an epic win. Adarqui you are the man.

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2010, 11:51:29 pm »
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this thread is such an epic win. Adarqui you are the man.

lol

i'll drop the audio "blurbs" in a few weeks, got to let the "text quotes" marinate.. then we get the audio and just roll around lol'n our brains out.

AND TO THINK PEOPLE IDOLIZE THIS LOON?

insanity :)

peace

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2010, 04:36:56 am »
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"I once had a trainee called Clark Kent.
He came to me as a scared guy working at the local newspaper.
After a few session of ISOs he would....."
woot

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2010, 05:14:01 am »
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"I once had a trainee called Clark Kent.
He came to me as a scared guy working at the local newspaper.
After a few session of ISOs he would....."


hahahahahaah

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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2010, 07:49:20 am »
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I put a 4.33 40 yard dash in the 40-yard-dash crazy analysis thread:

http://www.adarq.org/forum/index.php?topic=536#40yddash1vid1

I thought it was relevant to post it here, considering Schroeder claims he ran a "4.3" and it "looked like a 5.2".

Just watch that, and the thought that goes through your head is either:

"Holy shit"

or

"Is that sped up?"

If "wow that looks slow" or "ya I believe a 4.3 could look like a 5.2" entered your head, please hang from your neck, using the kaatsu iso extreme method. Hold that until necrosis sets in.

ps: If you figit or sigh, you have to start all over again.



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Re: Jay Schroeder
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2010, 09:43:13 am »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3X9h1WlQpA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3X9h1WlQpA</a>

schroeders mental extreme isos at work
« Last Edit: March 15, 2010, 09:45:19 am by brucelee »