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http://www.jumpusa.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=J&Product_Code=intelpp47

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha......

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yZExoA63fo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yZExoA63fo</a>

man o man..

$47 per month to have access to that retarded "video game"...

jumpusa, please goto hell.

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 07:53:34 pm »
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However Some Bad News . . .
While Intelligym will give you Jedi-like abilities on the basketball floor, we do have a bit of bad news: You might not even be able to get one. As of this writing, there are only 263 open slots available for Intelligym training. To make sure we can fully support our existing user base of Intelligym installations we can open up only 263 intelligym training slots at this time. (Check below for the real-time actual number of subscription slots available.) "

lol, ONLY 263 slots left on an ONLINE VIDEO GAME service...... makes sense.

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 09:07:02 pm »
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But andrew!! i'll be getting the same training as a fighter pilot! HAHAHAH what a load of shit this stuff is...if i play call of duty, will i be able to go to war with a gun and start killing bad guys?

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 09:10:32 pm »
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But andrew!! i'll be getting the same training as a fighter pilot! HAHAHAH what a load of shit this stuff is...if i play call of duty, will i be able to go to war with a gun and start killing bad guys?

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 09:11:17 pm »
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But andrew!! i'll be getting the same training as a fighter pilot! HAHAHAH what a load of shit this stuff is...if i play call of duty, will i be able to go to war with a gun and start killing bad guys?

actually video games do help with reaction time/quick decision making, but you don't need to spend $47 per month on some 1980's ripoff asteroid game to do it.. lol

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 09:16:56 pm »
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But andrew!! i'll be getting the same training as a fighter pilot! HAHAHAH what a load of shit this stuff is...if i play call of duty, will i be able to go to war with a gun and start killing bad guys?

actually video games do help with reaction time/quick decision making, but you don't need to spend $47 per month on some 1980's ripoff asteroid game to do it.. lol

pc



o really? My brother has the reaction time of a snail and he plays 24/7. I'm not joking, he literally plays till he falls asleep, only eats enough to survive and plays all day

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 06:03:26 pm »
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my brother plays call of duty and MAG all the time, no sports or anything, pretty much like that guy on the movie bench warmers that doesnt go outside.  But first time he used a pistol he hit dead center or around it everytime, and he said i just do what i do on call of duty
Monday
.5 mile run warm up, squat, bench, deadlift
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1 mile run, xfit
Wednesday
1 mile run, bodyweight day
Thursday
.5 mile run, db/machines
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Saturday
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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 06:04:44 pm »
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my brother plays call of duty and MAG all the time, no sports or anything, pretty much like that guy on the movie bench warmers that doesnt go outside.  But first time he used a pistol he hit dead center or around it everytime, and he said i just do what i do on call of duty

luck..my brother is exactly like that, he probably could'nt hold a pistol up

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 05:45:59 pm »
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hahahahaha i am a victim of jump usa  :'(  :-[

i was...12 or 13 at the time..never even finished the damn thing it was crap and annoying

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 03:00:50 am »
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hahahahaha i am a victim of jump usa  :'(  :-[

i was...12 or 13 at the time..never even finished the damn thing it was crap and annoying

hold up, you bought this asteroids garbage? bwahahah

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Re: jumpusa - Basketball Intelligym Brain Reaction Training Software - LOL
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 10:51:44 pm »
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hahahahaha i am a victim of jump usa  :'(  :-[

i was...12 or 13 at the time..never even finished the damn thing it was crap and annoying

hold up, you bought this asteroids garbage? bwahahah

:)

meanie!!!