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luke f****n lowery
« on: June 07, 2010, 11:12:59 pm »
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 ??? first of all. the guy looks/looked nothing like an athlete. he looks like he should be some australlian chef or something.

Some of the claims he made on his website were complete bull shit. people adding 12 inches to there vert in a month and a half? The claims he made were rediculous. Plus he used to put shit on his website like. "Some people call me god of athletic training, my work is worthy of a nobel prize" Really? And to top it all off, the asshole tried selling his program for like 400$?!? You can get a f****n puppy for $400.

He just struck me as a real asshole, and it pissed me off to no end. If you're going to scam, dont make a total douche of yourself and make claims on your website that are so far fetched.

Next thing you know hes going to come out with a program that can make your penis grow 10 inches in 2 days
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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 11:16:59 pm »
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he did come out with that penis growth pill, it's called adenotrex.. add 10" to your vert or so, without training, taking adenotrex!

ya man luke lowery is easy, this guy is a grade A douchebag.. his success as a douchebag scammer has motivated all these other little spin off twats.. now that this thread is created i'll take some screenshots of his site & we'll mess with him :)

i'd like to mess with the ones who give him testimonials on his site, such as the ph.d's and all these other d-bags, saying his program is revolutionary and that luke is a world class coach.. shame on them, this guy is trash.

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 10:36:21 am »
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he did come out with that penis growth pill, it's called adenotrex.. add 10" to your vert or so, without training, taking adenotrex!

ya man luke lowery is easy, this guy is a grade A douchebag.. his success as a douchebag scammer has motivated all these other little spin off twats.. now that this thread is created i'll take some screenshots of his site & we'll mess with him :)

i'd like to mess with the ones who give him testimonials on his site, such as the ph.d's and all these other d-bags, saying his program is revolutionary and that luke is a world class coach.. shame on them, this guy is trash.

Yea i forgot about that adenotrex. I hope nobody could actually beleive that. Unless a pill is filled with the urine of Jesus or something its not going 2 help you gain inches on your vert. But you should deff get scome screen shots so we can shit on him haha

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 04:48:59 pm »
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Now here is a guy who deserves your attention and all the douches who give testimonials.

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 07:51:38 pm »
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he did come out with that penis growth pill, it's called adenotrex.. add 10" to your vert or so, without training, taking adenotrex!

ya man luke lowery is easy, this guy is a grade A douchebag.. his success as a douchebag scammer has motivated all these other little spin off twats.. now that this thread is created i'll take some screenshots of his site & we'll mess with him :)

i'd like to mess with the ones who give him testimonials on his site, such as the ph.d's and all these other d-bags, saying his program is revolutionary and that luke is a world class coach.. shame on them, this guy is trash.

Yea i forgot about that adenotrex. I hope nobody could actually beleive that. Unless a pill is filled with the urine of Jesus or something its not going 2 help you gain inches on your vert. But you should deff get scome screen shots so we can shit on him haha

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 10:59:55 pm »
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And to top it all off, the asshole tried selling his program for like 400$?!? You can get a f****n puppy for $400.

LOL
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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 11:26:47 pm »
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And to top it all off, the asshole tried selling his program for like 400$?!? You can get a f****n puppy for $400.

LOL

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i can't really go at this guy until i get my internet back (which is in a few days) :)





i was trying to find this funny pic of him where he looks real bummish in a wife beater, but he probably took it down..






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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 01:10:45 pm »
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2010, 01:13:47 pm by JCsBck »
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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 08:10:39 pm »
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I wonder if people actually pay that shit, and his ridiculous ego driven first class plane ticket demands.

I personally think he just puts those there so 16 year olds see it and think he's a big deal.
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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 08:32:42 pm »
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I wonder if people actually pay that shit, and his ridiculous ego driven first class plane ticket demands.

nah i doubt it..

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I personally think he just puts those there so 16 year olds see it and think he's a big deal.

i think you're right with this statement, it's just used to make himself look VERY important.. "hey mom look at this vert program, this guy sells training to teams for 5,000$ an hour!" etc.

his "only 10 spots" shit is kind of maroko-ish, or i mean, maroko's ten premium athletic VIP training slots is kind of lowery-ish.


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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 10:46:09 pm »
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shit really i just forked up 20 G's for some personal consultation, so pumped im going to double my vertical jump

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 01:13:59 am »
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ppl buy it, jus tlike those tv commercials with those dumb gadgets that are gonna get you ripped and toned and help you drop 50 lbs or whatever

my friend actuallly brought the vertical projec awhile back when it was $400, bcs he thought it was the best, why from the site as well as all the other affiliate sites that list luke's vertical project the number 1 jump program

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 11:32:02 am »
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And to top it all off, the asshole tried selling his program for like 400$?!? You can get a f****n puppy for $400.

LOL

lol^2

i can't really go at this guy until i get my internet back (which is in a few days) :)





i was trying to find this funny pic of him where he looks real bummish in a wife beater, but he probably took it down..







lmfao. he looks like such a douche, look at that last picture of him. he looks like that chef from Celebrity Eprentice. And i cant beleive those prices lmao, i like how this guy has just liked dissapeared too. He probably got killed

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Re: luke f****n lowery
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 11:41:36 am »
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Exactly what everyone has said about him charging $5,000 for consulting services. It's just price benchmarking FTW. It's the same reason the iPhone was $600 or whatever when it first came out. Make people think it's worth that much, then drop the price to $300 and suddenly everyone is getting a great deal! 50% off holy shit!

The funny thing is, it works like a charm or you wouldn't see it in every single infomercial ever. "For a limited time, the snuggie, a $20 value, can be yours for just $12.99! What's more, if you order in the next twenty minutes, we'll throw in a second snuggie, absolutely free!"

Same principle.
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