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Re: RELIGION
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2016, 06:55:56 pm »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Jp_XCvVto" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Jp_XCvVto</a>

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« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2016, 11:29:39 pm »
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Am I a scammer for using religion to not work saturdays?

absolutely.. lmfao

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« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2016, 02:54:05 am »
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I had a friend who, at school, when asked if he did his homework, would say "my religion doesn't allow me to do my homework". :D

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« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2016, 03:16:30 pm »
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Well I wouldn't be surprised if they started doing that.

If I were a teacher I'd say fuck your religion, Jesus looked more like Osama Bin Laden instead of Steven Tyler and Mohammed was a pedophile..Drop the mic and go to recess
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« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2016, 03:37:59 pm »
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I can't handle bacon, I'm Muslim (worker in a supermarket).

Cool, then go take another job that doesn't require you handling bacon.

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« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2016, 04:02:20 pm »
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I can't handle bacon, I'm Muslim (worker in a supermarket).

Cool, then go take another job that doesn't require you handling bacon.

dno, i don't really mind that. there's other tasks that could be substituted. Not handling bacon doesn't even have to be a religious thing. What if you're just anti-meat industry?

sure, if you're working at a bacon factory and claim you can't handle bacon, that's a problem.. but at a super market, you could be in charge of produce instead.. and if some day they tell you to go put up all of this bacon on the shelves, I wouldn't have a problem with someone saying they can't.

so it's not simply a "religious belief" in this example, it's just a belief.. I do think people should take that into account (religious or not).

but enough about bacon.. ;f

good piece by Maher this week, on not allowing religious institutions to dodge taxes.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZAYgovau0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZAYgovau0</a>

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« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2016, 04:06:55 pm »
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Top Pastor in the USA
 Kenneth Copeland

Net Worth $760 Million

He runs Kenneth Copeland Ministries. His ministry’s 1,500-acre campus is a half-hour drive from Fort Worth includes a church, a private airstrip, a hangar for the ministry’s $17.5 million jet and other aircraft, and a $6 million church owned lakefront mansion. He is very close to being a Billionaire even though he already claims billion dollar status.

If anyone should get paid that much it should be the ones that handle poisonous snakes lol

But yeah I'm fairly certain he is exempt from paying taxes on his church mansion.
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« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2016, 04:20:38 pm »
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I just have to repost this:

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« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2016, 05:18:52 pm »
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Top Pastor in the USA
 Kenneth Copeland

Net Worth $760 Million

He runs Kenneth Copeland Ministries. His ministry’s 1,500-acre campus is a half-hour drive from Fort Worth includes a church, a private airstrip, a hangar for the ministry’s $17.5 million jet and other aircraft, and a $6 million church owned lakefront mansion. He is very close to being a Billionaire even though he already claims billion dollar status.

If anyone should get paid that much it should be the ones that handle poisonous snakes lol

But yeah I'm fairly certain he is exempt from paying taxes on his church mansion.

obscene wealth. jesus would not approve.



I just have to repost this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg</a>

ya that was bad.. the prosperity gospel stuff, and putting 'faith healing' above actual medical care is just sad. don't actually go to a cancer institute, instead, send us monthly installments of $100 and we'll pray for you. absolutely mind blowing.

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« Reply #54 on: April 20, 2016, 03:07:06 am »
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Wasn't it Jesus that said that a rich man has a lower chance of getting to Heaven than a camel going through the ears of a needle?

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Re: RELIGION
« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2016, 01:39:51 pm »
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I'm not sure but there are at least 15 pastors that net 1 million or more.

Does anyone else see what's wrong with following a religion that believes the earth is flat and it doesn't rotate or anything?  The way he talks it feels like he even knows it's bullshit but he has to say it anyway.
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« Reply #56 on: April 20, 2016, 01:56:38 pm »
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"Doesn't rotate or anything"? :))))))

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« Reply #57 on: April 20, 2016, 07:22:30 pm »
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I believe he's a pastor anyway, he claimed that a baker at whole foods wrote Love wins Fag on his cake.  He made a video about it showing it was sealed(with barcode) on the side/bottom of the box.  Surveillance video shows the Whole foods cashier scans the top of the box, not the bottom so he moved it from the top to the bottom but not before writing it on the cake. 

What's hilarious about this is everyone is like omg why would he do it?

Hmm a gay pastor did this and filed a big lawsuit....hmmm maybe foooor money?  Isn't money the biggest motivator ever besides a big butt on a fit chick?

If you bought a custom cake from a store, wouldn't you look at it before you left the store?  Isn't that what everyone does, especially since you can see the cake through the clear top?  This guy is full of dicks and shit(yes gay joke, vote down)


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« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2016, 08:10:20 am »
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my great-grandfather was one of the progenitors of the prosperity gospel. the fact that his ideas are all complete bullshit is NOT something we talk about at christmas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Vincent_Peale
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« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2016, 12:57:28 pm »
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my great-grandfather was one of the progenitors of the prosperity gospel. the fact that his ideas are all complete bullshit is NOT something we talk about at christmas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Vincent_Peale

whoa.

Trump states Peale is a major influence... makes sense.