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adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« on: September 13, 2010, 12:08:23 pm »
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ok so i'll keep this short, this happened to me yesterday (9/12/2010).

- Taking shower, i hear screams. Open up shower window, I see what looks like a lady being attacked by a large dog, she's yelling help/screaming etc.
- I run out of the shower, not even turning it off, throw on some shorts, and go look for the machete.
- Almost slip and fall on my ass with the machete in my hand, because im soaking wet, and my floor is tile.
- So I run outside thinking "ok chop off a leg".
- At this time there's 3 people around the dog trying to pry it's jaws open.
- Turns out, the dog had a duck in its mouth and they were trying to get the dog to release it... so now i'm standing there with a machete just thinking, "ok i'll stay on guard in case it flips out and tries to bite someone".. this went on for what felt like 5 minutes or so, the dog would not let go of this duck for anything, it was pretty impressive.
- I poked it a few times with the machete trying to get it to release the duck, nothing, blood was gushing out of it's jaws while the family was kicking/punching it etc.
- My dumb ass finally thinks of poking it in the eye so i tell the owner to poke it in the eye, so the owner's old mom takes off her glasses and pokes the dog in the eye with the end of the glasses. game over, dog releases the duck.

It was a pretty crazy scene, I had like 0 adrenaline response which was interesting.. After I realized it was holding a duck I actually thought to myself "shit should I go get my HD camcorder??!?!?!" looooooool.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 02:10:09 pm »
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If a dog would do that to my crow I'd decapitate the dog.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 04:48:12 pm »
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I killed a bird mini golfing once.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 05:13:37 pm »
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If a dog would do that to my crow I'd decapitate the dog.

well right, if it was killing someone elses pet i woulda had to swing at it a few times, it is the guilty party after all.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 05:14:47 pm »
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I killed a bird mini golfing once.

hah how?

you know what's nuts, when pitchers throw a fastball then kill a bird, a la randy johnson.. i imagine the bird thinks it's food/something, and goes after it and gets decimated.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 07:13:24 pm »
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I killed a bird mini golfing once.

hah how?

you know what's nuts, when pitchers throw a fastball then kill a bird, a la randy johnson.. i imagine the bird thinks it's food/something, and goes after it and gets decimated.

I was minigolfing with this chick and this bird started acting all crazy, trying to make itself look big, lol, and it flew at me and I swung my club and fucked it up. Then this old man came up to me, and I thought 'Ah fuck, Grandpa is gonna give me shit over this', but all he said was 'Finish it off'.
So I stepped on it's head and got bird brains all over my Jordans.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 08:29:00 am »
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ok so i'll keep this short, this happened to me yesterday (9/12/2010).

- My dumb ass finally thinks of poking it in the eye


Ur dumb ass? I didn't know that was common sense lol, never knew poking  a dogs eye would get it to let go.
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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 03:22:25 pm »
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ok so i'll keep this short, this happened to me yesterday (9/12/2010).

- My dumb ass finally thinks of poking it in the eye


Ur dumb ass? I didn't know that was common sense lol, never knew poking  a dogs eye would get it to let go.

ya whatever animal it is, go for the eyes.. it's your best chance hah.

some kid once got attacked by an alligator, and poked it in the eye as his leg was being chewed up.. he saw it on discovery channel on some how to survive show, and it let go.. he dug in hardcore (to the eye) though apparently.

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 08:32:40 pm »
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Adarq, I'm going to move next to your house bro. I need more excitement in my life. Indy never has mad dogs or people shooting at us. The worst we get is some bad weather, that's about it :( NO EXCITEMENT LULZ

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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 08:44:41 pm »
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...it was a duck. Who gives a crap? For all we know, that duck could be a dick. Maybe it was taunting the dog? Maybe the duck deserved it. Just sayin', there's always another side to the story.
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Re: adarq almost had to kill a raging dog
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 09:10:37 pm »
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...it was a duck. Who gives a crap? For all we know, that duck could be a dick. Maybe it was taunting the dog? Maybe the duck deserved it. Just sayin', there's always another side to the story.

lulz ; duck coulda pissed him off, stealin his lady or somtin u know?