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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 05:15:19 pm »
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brucelee: <spankwire url>
[5:05pm] adarq: zacs, nice
[5:06pm] adarq: lol brucelee had to go look at porn after lookng at that nasty troll bitch
[5:06pm] adarq: he was aroused
[5:06pm] adarq: confirmed
[5:06pm] brucelee: hahah what the FUCK
[5:06pm] brucelee: that cow
[5:06pm] brucelee: was disgusting as fuck
[5:06pm] brucelee: i was aroused by elly tran
[5:06pm] ARowe: lol
[5:06pm] brucelee: http://o2brake.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/elly-tran-ha-in-korea-188.jpg
[5:06pm] adarq: elly tran is a tranny
[5:06pm] adarq: hilarious
[5:06pm] brucelee: http://elly.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/elly-tan-bikini-pool.jpg
[5:07pm] adarq: u are aroused by a tranny
[5:07pm] brucelee: WHA
[5:07pm] brucelee: TTHE FUCK
[5:07pm] brucelee: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[5:07pm] adarq: yes
[5:07pm] adarq: haha
[5:07pm] adarq: u fucking idiot
[5:07pm] brucelee: THERES 0% possibiity
[5:07pm] adarq: hahahaha
[5:07pm] brucelee: SHES A TRANNY
[5:07pm] brucelee: YOU STUPID FUCK
[5:07pm] adarq: im not kidding
[5:07pm] adarq: thats why i been laughing so hard
[5:07pm] adarq: that u think shes so amazing
[5:07pm] adarq: i mean
[5:07pm] brucelee: WHAT IN THE FUCK
[5:07pm] adarq: he
[5:07pm] adarq: lol
[5:07pm] ARowe: brucelee look it up
[5:07pm] ARowe: she is ladyboy
[5:08pm] adarq: yup
[5:08pm] ARowe: you failed
[5:08pm] adarq: hilarious
[5:08pm] ARowe: she has 8" cock
[5:08pm] ARowe: had
[5:08pm] adarq: brucelee only scored like, wut, 20% on the advanced ladyboy test?
[5:09pm] adarq: he has been owned yet again
[5:09pm] ARowe: lol
[5:09pm] adarq: poor kid
[5:09pm] adarq: dem ladyboyz b runnin game keed.
[5:09pm] ARowe: lol
[5:09pm] brucelee: SHE IS NOT A TRANNY YOU IDIOT
[5:09pm] adarq: yes she is
[5:09pm] brucelee: i found no confirming source
[5:09pm] brucelee: that shes a tranny
[5:10pm] adarq: ask anyone in here
[5:10pm] brucelee: ROFL GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
[5:10pm] jonspike: she is
[5:10pm] jonspike: look at those jawbones
[5:10pm] jonspike: I know why you failed that ladyboy test
[5:11pm] adarq: ya
[5:11pm] adarq: brucelee = noob

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2010, 10:08:54 pm »
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[10:03pm] bjpenn: god my fucking knees are so weak
[10:03pm] bjpenn: and out of shape
[10:03pm] bjpenn: its like everytime i play basketball
[10:03pm] bjpenn: after a while of not doing it
[10:03pm] bjpenn: not even playing basketball
[10:03pm] bjpenn: just shooting around and messing around playing 1on1
[10:03pm] bjpenn: for like 15 minutes
[10:03pm] bjpenn: would bring up tendonitis symptoms
[10:03pm] bjpenn: GOD FUCK MY WEAK ASS
[10:03pm] bjpenn: BODY
[10:03pm] zgin: adarq
[10:04pm] zgin: why is everyone onyour site such a pussy?

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2010, 10:19:43 pm »
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[10:17pm] bjpenn: dogs are animals
[10:17pm] bjpenn: they would fight to the death
[10:17pm] adarq: ya i dno what i'd do to a dog
[10:17pm] adarq: in the heat of the moment
[10:17pm] adarq: id try kicking it so hard
[10:17pm] adarq: then poking its eye if i was brawling with me
[10:17pm] bjpenn: dogs are more intouch with their instinctual animalistic side
[10:17pm] adarq: if it ever got ahold of me i'd gouge its eye out so hard
[10:18pm] adarq: no shit bjpenn u fucking captain obvious
[10:18pm] adarq: lol
[10:18pm] bjpenn: you stupid fucking idiot
[10:18pm] adarq: hahahah
[10:18pm] bjpenn: im telling you a dog
[10:18pm] bjpenn: would kill anyone

[10:22pm] bjpenn: you dont poke a dogs eye out you stupid fuck
[10:22pm] bjpenn: you bite its nose off
[10:22pm] bjpenn: because they use their nose more than theireyes
[10:22pm] bjpenn: you stupid fucking idiot

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2010, 10:33:44 pm »
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[10:30pm] adarq: zgin
[10:30pm] adarq: EMAIL THE VID
[10:30pm] adarq: TO YOURSELF
[10:30pm] adarq: THEN CLICK DOWNLOAD
[10:30pm] zgin: can u get these vids forme?
[10:30pm] adarq: THEN TAKE THAT FILE
[10:30pm] adarq: AND
[10:30pm] adarq: UPLOAD IT TO YOUR YOUTUBE
[10:30pm] adarq: DONE
[10:30pm] adarq: bam
[10:30pm] adarq: schooled
[10:30pm] adarq: now paypal me $5
[10:30pm] adarq: or else
[10:31pm] zgin: how do i email it to myself
[10:31pm] zgin: forward?
[10:31pm] zgin: its on myemail
[10:31pm] zgin: not cellphone
[10:31pm] zgin: can u do it for me/
[10:32pm] adarq: dude
[10:32pm] adarq: u emailed it to me
[10:32pm] adarq: oh ok
[10:32pm] zgin: i take ceramics as an elective, not computer science

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2010, 04:08:51 am »
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[04:00am] brucelee: rofl!!!
[04:00am] brucelee: GOD I COULDNT EVEN JUMP ROPE
[04:00am] brucelee: for 3 minutes
[04:00am] brucelee: i did like
[04:00am] brucelee: 5 rounds of 1.5 minutes
[04:00am] adarq: nice
[04:00am] brucelee: and said fuck it, and started jogging and then gassed in like 2 minutes at level 7
[04:01am] brucelee: GOD I AM OUT OF SHAPE hard
[04:01am] brucelee: i will do this at least once, in the next 4 days
[04:01am] brucelee: 3x8
[04:02am] brucelee: im going to focus so hard
[04:02am] brucelee: on cardio
[04:03am] brucelee: i will be a cardio freak

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2010, 08:24:50 pm »
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[10:30pm] adarq: zgin
[10:30pm] adarq: EMAIL THE VID
[10:30pm] adarq: TO YOURSELF
[10:30pm] adarq: THEN CLICK DOWNLOAD
[10:30pm] zgin: can u get these vids forme?
[10:30pm] adarq: THEN TAKE THAT FILE
[10:30pm] adarq: AND
[10:30pm] adarq: UPLOAD IT TO YOUR YOUTUBE
[10:30pm] adarq: DONE
[10:30pm] adarq: bam
[10:30pm] adarq: schooled
[10:30pm] adarq: now paypal me $5
[10:30pm] adarq: or else
[10:31pm] zgin: how do i email it to myself
[10:31pm] zgin: forward?
[10:31pm] zgin: its on myemail
[10:31pm] zgin: not cellphone
[10:31pm] zgin: can u do it for me/
[10:32pm] adarq: dude
[10:32pm] adarq: u emailed it to me
[10:32pm] adarq: oh ok
[10:32pm] zgin: i take ceramics as an elective, not computer science

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2010, 10:27:16 pm »
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[10:25pm] dcjayhawk: embryologically, they are the same thing...except a vagina fuses in the male making the sides of the scrotum (hence the line down the middle of your ball sack) and the clit enlarges if your body responds to T and other androgens
[10:25pm] adarq: my penis has a clit hanging off of it
[10:25pm] adarq: like 3 inches lon
[10:25pm] adarq: g
[10:25pm] dcjayhawk: and the urethra creeps up and joins the clit when the vagina fuses
[10:25pm] dcjayhawk: that's why some dudes have pee holes that are on the bottom of their dicks...because it didn't fuse all the way up

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2010, 12:04:27 am »
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[12:03am] zacs: quazimodo: how the fuck am i an idiot
[12:03am] zacs: i educate myself
[12:03am] zacs: go fuck yourself
[12:03am] bjpenn: zacs, dont get pissed, u will pass out due to lack of calories

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2010, 12:34:41 am »
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[12:27am] Southpaw_: whats a shake weight?
[12:28am] adarq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
[12:28am] adarq: that
[12:28am] durant: Youtube Title: "Shake Weight For Men" - OFFICIAL VIDEO AD"
[12:28am] adarq: HEH
[12:30am] Southpaw_: how the fuck is that like a speedbag
[12:30am] adarq: hence my really long hahaha......
[12:30am] adarq: hehe
[12:30am] brucelee: what if that increases leap by 2 inches
[12:30am] quazimodo: god damn
[12:30am] quazimodo: this eear ache is insane
[12:31am] Southpaw_: i dont find much use in speedbags anyways tho
[12:31am] adarq: lol brucelee
[12:31am] brucelee: 6 minutes with shake weight burns more calories than 6 minutes with dumbbells you idiot
[12:32am] adarq: lol brucelee
[12:32am] adarq: brucelee, u got aroused by that shakeweight infomercial
[12:32am] adarq: ADMIT IT

[12:32am] brucelee: adarqui
[12:32am] brucelee: 25 seconds ago
[12:32am] brucelee: will this help me jack? off an elephant?
[12:32am] brucelee: HAHHAHAHA
[12:32am] brucelee: HAHHAHAHA

[12:32am] adarq: hahaha
[12:32am] adarq: i just lol'd
[12:33am] Southpaw_: lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2010, 02:10:53 am »
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lopan-: brucelee, I hope you don't need your vision....cuz jump roping 5 days a week is going to cause your retinas to get detached

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2010, 11:26:25 pm »
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[11:23pm] adarq: i saw some insanely hot chix today
[11:23pm] bis0n: i work with them daily
[11:23pm] bis0n: 2 of them have beef
[11:23pm] bis0n: italy vs poland
[11:23pm] bis0n: they were good friends but something happened and i just watch the juicy work drama
[11:23pm] adarq: nice
[11:23pm] bis0n: as a dominant spectato
[11:23pm] bis0n: r
[11:23pm] adarq: i took a pic of the bis0n hoop today
[11:23pm] adarq: the dominant hoop
[11:23pm] bis0n: it was made in the north pole
[11:23pm] zacs: spectators aren't dominant
[11:24pm] bis0n: zacs
[11:24pm] zacs: by nature they're watching life pass them by
[11:24pm] zacs: just sayin
[11:24pm] adarq: lol
[11:24pm] bis0n: my pinky would sub u
[11:24pm] bis0n: just sayin
[11:24pm] zacs: bring it
[11:24pm] bis0n: we still friends?
[11:24pm] zacs: yup
[11:24pm] bis0n: bring it only works so much
[11:24pm] bis0n: when u are physically dominated bring it doesnt work
[11:24pm] zacs: yeah
[11:24pm] zacs: it stops working when you actually bring it
[11:24pm] bis0n: it saves face at least
[11:24pm] bis0n: i dont beat up kids...
[11:24pm] zacs: lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2010, 03:15:21 am »
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[03:13am] lopan: I bet you my fucking life, I will blow my brains out the day he gets another nomination
[03:13am] lopan: I don't need anything in return

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2010, 08:21:30 pm »
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[8:05pm] ComputerN: adarq is a wuss fuck, hes only living in the shadow of what he use to be
[8:06pm] zgin: haha
[8:06pm] ComputerN: hes a pathetic child trying to chase the past
[8:06pm] zgin: it was 6 months ago tho rite?
[8:06pm] ComputerN: no this was like years ago
[8:07pm] zgin: 2 years?
[8:07pm] ComputerN: this was like 3 years ago
[8:07pm] zgin: yep
[8:08pm] zgin: how long was he at 39 inches?
[8:08pm] ComputerN: he only hit 39 inches once in his life, and i think it was a measuring mistake
[8:08pm] ComputerN: his highest ever was like 36.5
[8:08pm] zgin: lol
[8:08pm] zgin: wtf
[8:08pm] zgin: really?
[8:08pm] zgin: na
[8:08pm] zgin: idk
[8:08pm] ComputerN: he grew out his nails for 37
[8:08pm] zgin: he said that?
[8:08pm] zgin: 38?
[8:09pm] ComputerN: 37
[8:09pm] ComputerN: he grew out his nails to hit 37 on the vertec
[8:09pm] zgin: wat about 38?
[8:09pm] ComputerN: there is no 38 rofl
[8:09pm] zgin: he never got it?
[8:09pm] ComputerN: it was 37 after growing out nails, and then 39' measuring error
[8:10pm] zgin: lol
[8:10pm] zgin: ok
[8:10pm] zgin: he said that?
[8:10pm] ComputerN: no, this is what i think
[8:11pm] zgin: lol
[8:11pm] ComputerN: rofl

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2010, 08:48:06 pm »
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[8:45pm] zgin: adarq
[8:45pm] zgin: how far do u live from tampa?
[8:46pm] adarq: far
[8:46pm] adarq: 4-5 hours
[8:46pm] zgin: o
[8:46pm] zgin: cuz i was in tampa once
[8:46pm] zgin: 3 yrs ago
[8:46pm] zgin: i shd of come to your place
[8:47pm] zgin: and had an atg squatting vacation

[8:47pm] adarq: i prolly wasnt home
[8:47pm] ComputerN: the most female interaction adarq has in the past 5 years is going to see a movie with his mom for mothers day
[8:47pm] adarq: whoa chill
[8:47pm] adarq: no homo
[8:47pm] adarq: lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2010, 11:24:42 pm »
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[11:17pm] DCJH: he doesn't have the attention span
[11:17pm] DCJH: he's like a chimpanzee
[11:18pm] ComputerN: i like to watch the trailers
[11:18pm] ComputerN: before wtaching the movie
[11:18pm] ComputerN: so i get hyped
[11:18pm] ComputerN: hardcore
[11:18pm] DCJH: what's your favorite movie
[11:18pm] DCJH: Hannah Montana?