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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1065 on: October 08, 2019, 12:27:14 am »
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RIP.

00:07 < nstr> lol my client auto loads images
00:07 < nstr> rip

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1066 on: October 25, 2019, 11:31:09 pm »
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<nstr> most vegan food is made made

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1067 on: October 28, 2019, 01:42:39 pm »
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12:58 < blast> my water bills like 300$
12:58 < blast> lol
12:58 <@run> damn y
12:58 < blast> my brother takes 90 min showers
12:58 < blast> literlaly
13:00 <@run> ahh
13:00 <@run> damn
13:29 <@jr> wtf is he doing
13:29 <@jr> jacking off 15 times
13:42 <@run> hahahahaah

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1068 on: October 28, 2019, 02:08:02 pm »
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^^ wtf?

14:04 < blast> in the past he used to drink in there
14:04 < blast> go in with a case of beers

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1069 on: October 28, 2019, 02:31:57 pm »
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14:07 <@run> go in the shower w/ a case of beers? what the fuck?
14:10 <@jr> having a shower beer is pretty common i think
14:10 <@jr> but taking a case in? a little weird
14:10 < blast> yeah 'shower beers' are def a thing though not too common its not rare
14:10 < blast> https://www.fatherly.com/health-science/scientific-benefits-shower-beer/
14:10 < polybot> The Science of Why Drinking a Beer in the Shower Feels Good | Fatherly : If having a drink alone after a stressful day feels like a guilty pleasure, put that beer in the shower and maximize the upsides.
14:13 <@jr> science
14:14 <@jr> "fatherly.com"
14:16 < blast> i just typed shower beers in google to see what came up and that was top of the results
14:18 <@jr> not pictures of dudes showering together drinking beers?
14:18 < blast> that sounds like a FL thing

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1070 on: November 04, 2019, 11:08:17 am »
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11:03 <@run> word
11:03 <@run> working from home today
11:04 <@run> i prefer the office
11:04 <@run> cant watch porn in the office
11:04 <@jr> ha
11:04 <@jr> .` gp
11:04 < polybot> good point.

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1071 on: November 11, 2019, 01:08:10 pm »
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MIND BLOWN.

12:43 <@jr> run: yeah
12:43 <@jr> he has missed work before because of snow on the ground
12:43 <@jr> we live in iowa...you pretty much have to figure it out
12:46 <@run> wtf
12:46 <@run> peopel r such flakes
12:47 <@jr> i understand not getting in here right on time...there are going to be delays with driving and shit when there is fairly heavy snow
12:47 <@jr> but it's rare that the city is just shut down because of snow....pretty much never happens
12:48 <@run> yea
12:48 <@run> it'd be like people here missing work due to rain storms
12:50 <@jr> like i stayed home this morning for a couple hours and worked before i had to take my kids to school
12:50 <@jr> but i came in right after that...and i worked before i came in
12:50 <@jr> not that hard
12:58 <@run> yup
12:59 <@run> i watered all my plants then came to work
13:01 <@jr> just bizarre
13:01 <@jr> how people can be this way
13:01 <@jr> HR said i had 3 options
13:01 <@jr> go wait outside his house for him to come out lol

13:01 < pcap> lol
13:01 <@jr> confront him when he comes back
13:01 <@jr> or do nothing
13:02 <@run> wait outside his house?
13:02 <@run> what?
13:02 <@run> that was a suggestion
13:02 <@run> ?
13:02 <@jr> yeah i was like wtf
13:02 <@run> hold on.....
13:02 <@jr> i mean, i guess there's nothing illegal about it
13:02 <@run> ur srs?
13:02 <@jr> but a total waste of time
13:02 <@jr> yes
13:02 <@run> what
13:02 <@run> THE
13:02 <@run> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
13:02 <@run> lmfao
13:02 <@jr> i don't think she was really urging me to do it, just said it was an option
13:03 <@run> dude that's not at all an option
13:03 <@run> u should tell that crazy chick it's not an option
13:03 <@run> and never suggest that ever again
13:03 <@run> to any1
13:03 <@run> lmao
13:03 <@jr> i thought it was odd
13:03 <@jr> just going to anyones place of residence to deal with a work thing
13:03 < pcap> ya
13:03 < pcap> v strange
13:04 <@jr> i remember when another guy went off the deep end and took his laptop home and sent out an email to the whole company about him retiring
13:04 <@run> it's not even odd to me it's absolutely not an option
13:04 <@jr> and how he'd still be around, but not really
13:04 <@run> that's fucking nuts
13:04 <@jr> his manager went to his house and physically retrieved his laptop
13:04 <@run> your HR dept is psycho
13:04 <@jr> which i thought was odd
13:04 < pcap> lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1072 on: November 11, 2019, 01:15:14 pm »
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13:10 <@run> irc finds a way to blow my mind continuously
13:10 <@run> that hr comment is insane
13:10 <@run> lmfao
13:10 <@run> if someone was waiting outside my house for me id fuck them up.
13:10 <@run> .` rt
13:10 < polybot> REAL TALK.
13:14 <@jr> yeah can you imagine
13:14 <@jr> i'm not going over there lol

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1073 on: November 11, 2019, 07:33:49 pm »
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19:30 <@run> if someone yea ok boomer'd me i might kill them
19:31 <@run> it'd be like calling me a klansmen
19:31 < nstr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvFlrnymW_o
19:31 < polybot> Vape shop worker LOSES IT and refuses to serve Trump supporter! - YouTube : Trump supporter Ian Furgeson, 36, filmed himself getting kicked out of a vape shop in Georgia where the employee launched a hysterical and expletive rant aga...
19:31 < bcow> lol
19:31 < nstr> nate diaz vs sportsnet employee
19:31 <@run> "call fox 5"
19:31 <@run> made me hate this guy
19:32 <@run> im on his side until "call fox 5"
19:32 < nstr> if u are active on any social media u might get ok boomered. because sheeple and retards and kids have now adopted it
19:32 < nstr> no one:
19:32 < nstr> absolutely no one:
19:32 < nstr> literally no one in the universe:
19:32 <@run> SHUT THE FUCK UP NSTR
19:32 <@run> SHUT THE FUCK UP NSTR
19:32 < nstr> ok boomer
19:32 <@run> :<
19:32 <@run> rip
19:32 -!- mode/#jumping [+v nstr] by run
19:32 <+nstr> irc jiu jitsu
19:32 <+nstr> ijj

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1074 on: November 12, 2019, 09:33:23 am »
+1
positive support :uhhhfacepalm:

00:12 < dadkicks> sup
00:13 < pcap> whatup dadkicks
00:26 < bcow> whats the word dadkicks
00:28 -!- mode/#jumping [+l 45] by lizerd
00:29 < dadkicks> hi
00:29 < dadkicks> job interview wednesday
00:30 < dadkicks> i wanna get my a+ cert
00:32 < bcow> nice
00:32 < bcow> I'm going to bed pz
00:32 < dadkicks> peace ylg
01:23 -!- mode/#jumping [+o-b jr 3af!96^i@6WzWqOfh9Y04saNnxH56Fg==] by enwood
04:59 < blast> a+ cert doesnt mean much
04:59 < blast> 11$ an hour job at geek squad
09:32 <@run> y0
09:32 <@run> blast with the positive support ^^

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1075 on: November 14, 2019, 02:00:37 pm »
+1
after 37 years, i now know how shit ends up in the urinal.

13:56 <@run> DUDE
13:56 <@run> DUDE
13:56 <@run> FUCKING INSANE
13:56 <@run> so im in the first floor office bathroom (we use a shared bathroom on the first floor)
13:56 <@run> im in there taking a dump, not done
13:56 <@run> some dude comes in, tries to get in the stall, cant
13:56 <@run> goes to the urinal
13:56 <@run> then i see his feet.. slowly.. start turning around
13:57 <@run> until they are facing completely away from the urinal
13:57 <@run> he's about to pull his pants down and shit in it
13:57 <@run> im like DUDE NO I GOT U, IM ALMOST OUT
13:57 <@jr> LOL
13:57 <@run> and he's like "oh ok thanks thanks"
13:57 <@jr> what the fuck
13:57 <@run> so i fucking rush fast af, and get out
13:57 <@run> it's this old dude with a walker, completely wrecked .. he thanks me
13:57 <@jr> force poop
13:57 <@run> im like dude np
13:57 <@run> and outside is a nurse waiting for him
13:57 <@run> BRUH
13:57 <@jr> disaster averted
13:57 <@run> dude was about to shit in the urinal
13:58 <@jr> better than on the floor i guess
13:58 <@run> i finally witnessed one of those moments
13:58 <@run> first hand
13:58 <@jr> insane
13:58 < robo> so thats how it happens
13:59 < robo> u just saved some poor janitor's life
13:59 <@run> yea i know
13:59 <@run> .` dpcl
13:59 < polybot> dime piece cleaning lady. wtf.
13:59 <@run> saved her fucking life
13:59 <@run> .` cq
13:59 < polybot> cartel queen
13:59 < robo> damn
14:00 < robo> now u have a reason to talk to her
14:00 <@run> lmfao
14:00 <@run> eyo i saved ur life today

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1076 on: January 02, 2020, 12:58:57 am »
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00:53 <@run> need to watch this tmw. luv spj. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=x3evzO8O9e8&feature=emb_title
00:53 < polybot> Simon Peyton Jones how GHC type inference engine actually works - YouTube : Keynote at ZuriHac 2019 Simon is one of the designers of the Haskell language, an inspiring leader for the whole Haskell community, and the main developer of...
00:54 < nstr> what coding language should i learn to make money?
00:54 < nstr> -guy in 2010
00:55 < nstr> what coding language should i learn to make money?
00:55 < nstr> -guy in 2020
00:55 <@run> damn
00:55 <@run> brutal
00:55 <@run> truth tho
00:55 < nstr> i saw haskell language and was motivated to make the joke
00:55 < nstr> except not a joke
00:55 < nstr> rip
00:55 <@run> :<

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1077 on: January 14, 2020, 12:02:14 am »
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21:25 < gabkicks> you daytrade at all mang?
21:25 < gabkicks>  i saw this new exchange advertised onn youtube called etoro
21:26 < gabkicks>  wondering if it is usefull
21:47 < nstr> yes this channel would normally be the one to advise you bur you've stuck your jewish nose here outside of business hours
21:49 <@run> i've used it but i have no advice for welchers
21:49 <@run> this college football championship is gr8 so far
23:15 < bcow> <nstr> yes this channel would normally be the one to advise you bur you've stuck your jewish nose here outside of business hours
23:15 < bcow> <run> i've used it but i have no advice for welchers
23:15 < bcow> lmao
23:15 < bcow> another customer served
23:17 < nstr> thank u come again
23:27 <@run> nice pcap
23:42 < blastoshi> lol
23:42 < blastoshi> gabs hangs in trading chans but asks about a trading site here instead
23:52 < bcow> sup blastoshi
23:55 <@run> i dont trade i just save
23:55 <@run> need to turn some $$ into millions tho if any1 got n e tips
23:55 <@run> millions by 6 months
23:59 < bcow> invwar in blastcoin
23:59 < bcow> invest*
23:59 < bcow> ruined
Day changed to 14 Jan 2020
00:01 <@run> haha

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1078 on: January 22, 2020, 09:46:50 pm »
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19:04 <@run> bcows y ur vbq crazy?
19:20 < bcows> dno made her o 3 times sat night now all of a sudden she's talking about long term relationship etc...
19:22 < bcows> also she came over last night again and wanted to bang again, makes me wonder what she was up to before we met
21:11 <@run> sup
21:12 <@run> bcow, ya she musta been wrecking some dude b4 u
21:12 <@run> lmao
21:20 < pcap> ouch
21:20 < pcap> everyone was just leaving that
21:20 < pcap> and you teed up on it hard loll

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Re: The IRC Log Thread - Funny ADARQ.ORG Live Chat Moments
« Reply #1079 on: January 23, 2020, 12:22:20 am »
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cinnamon roll gate.

23:49 <@run> man if his damn shoe never blew up :<
23:49 <@run> he was so healthy b4 that
23:50 <@run> imagine if he started this season healthy.. the way he was playing in the pre-season
23:50 <@run> god damn
23:50 <@run> :<
23:53 < robo> ya
23:54 < robo> i think the issue was that he needed a bigger shoe
23:54 < robo> my running shoes ripped like his and i think it was bc i had insoles in (and was too lazy to take out the original insoles)
Day changed to 23 Jan 2020
00:00 <@run> dno
00:00 <@run> wonder if any1 ever release an "autopsy" of it
00:05 < robo> it makes sense tho for it to happen like that and ive never seen it happen before
00:07 <@run> dno i think we'd see it more if it was that simple
00:07 <@run> my theory is the shoe had a flaw
00:07 <@run> and he's a tank
00:08 < robo> if the top of ur foot is pushing up against the shoe.. it kinda felt like a cinnamon role 'popping'
00:09 < robo> but sure could also be that, but it happened the same way.. like quickly stopping and sliding from right->left
00:09 < robo> but i was wearing mesh shoes lol not bball shoes so way different amt of force
00:11 < robo> regardless, the cinnamon role can exploding description seems apt
00:12 <@run> i dno what a cinnamon role can exploding is
00:12 <@run> lol
00:12 < robo> u know like when u have to use a spoon to open the can
00:12 < robo> or a can of croissants
00:13 < robo> roll*
00:15 <@run> nope
00:15 <@run> lol
00:16 < robo> https://youtu.be/nYaKpOZyJCQ?t=10
00:16 < polybot> Easiest way to open Pillsbury Crescent Roll Dough, Main Channel Topic is Money Origami Click #DrPhu - YouTube : Click the #DrPhu to Learn Money Gift Original Designs! Discovered some fear opening the Pillsbury Crescent Roll Dough, I haven't had a problem. #DrPhu
00:17 <@run> ive never done that b4
00:17 <@run> never opened one of those
00:17 <@run> lol
00:17 < robo> thats shocking tbh
00:18 < robo> that sound is what the shoe sounded like